TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(909): Right now the trash can in the bathroom has so many used condoms in it I could start a sperm bank with your sperm. And I'm pretty sure the door handle is covered in lube.
(951): Haha the door handle has been covered in lube for awhile now....

Posted Mar 11 2010 @ 12:45am | 23 Comments

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Posted by Tawny M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:46am

That is absolutely disgusting. Pigs. Lol

Posted by Amanda S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:55am

That or he's having A LOT of fun

Posted by Jarred G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:47am

I'm sure that door handle loves it's life

Posted by Spencer G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:49am

Why the hell does the knob have lube on it.

Posted by Amanda S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:49am

That's friggin nasty!

Posted by Spencer G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:51am

I want answers!

Posted by Robin T. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:00am

im guessing the tub and toilet also have thick black rings, dirty dishes are stacked to the ceiling in the kitchen, and there's a colony of sea monkeys living in your belly button. but hey.... way to embrace living like a nasty pig.

Posted by Steven C. on Mar 11 2010 @ 4:04am

Hahaaaa!!!

Posted by Buster H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:18am

Why would he jerk off into condoms? Isn't that a little redundant?

Posted by Towlie H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:31am

Haven't you seen "i love you man"? There's no mess after

Posted by Towlie H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:32am

lol this is my area code, diamond bar homosexuality!

Posted by Sarah L. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:37am

Ewww that's gross!

Posted by Richard H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:52am

At least flush the used condoms.

Posted by Max I. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:00am

Inland empire animals.

Posted by Corey G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:18am

Sup bitches

Posted by Sarah L. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:25am

Hii(=

Posted by Jeremey D. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:26am

Just get back from waxing your eyebrows?

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Posted by Mel J. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:42am

There is so much wrong with that paragraph...
Ps. Do they empty the trash?

Posted by Richard H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:49am

Caribou Lou pong, I'm gonna die tonight.

Posted by Jeremey D. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:19am

That's playing with fire bro.

Posted by Richard H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:25am

Yeah it's gonna be one of those nights, my throats still sore from the Bacardi 151 shot I took about 15 minutes ago, but it's my birthday so FUCK IT!

Posted by Joseph A. on Mar 11 2010 @ 4:16am

KCMO originated

Posted by Mahta B. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:53am

I'm totally confused who we like and who we don't like now. Anyone care to help?

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:01am

Onlyd you tell me who you are?

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:01am

Only if*
Poop.

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Posted by Aaron M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:06am

good vibes to all.

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:27am

I'm fuggin pissed twee is so slow I have to go to NB for any sort (read:retarded) conversation.

Posted by Mahta B. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:28am

So there I was, innocently walking the back alleys of nb, when all of a sudden, a dog appeared with her head out of a car door and started to rip people up.

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:40am

Bitch who are you!!

Posted by Emma S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:40am

PS:
Barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

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Posted by Brianna G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:41am

Well if theres as many as the guy claims there to be, surely they've been collecting for awhile. So perhaps you should clean it up, rather than leave your repulsive DNA festering in the trash for guests to see. And Lysol the door handle too.

Posted by Chunli T. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:42am

My kitchen is fully stocked with Korean food. I am gravy now.

Posted by . on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:59am

Maid takes care of that trash can once a week...

Posted by Wolf M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 4:10am

I dislike fritos.

Posted by Buster H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 11:15am

By themselves i do. But with French onion dip, I can tear em up.

Posted by Michelle R. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:07pm

yeah fritos taste like feet...how do I know what feet taste like you say?

Posted by Michelle R. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:06pm

***san bernardino has lame ass posts...it's an embarassement to my hometown***