TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(714): U missed the party
(562): Damn

Posted Mar 11 2010 @ 12:00am | 30 Comments

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Posted by Amanda S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:06am

Nice bootay

Posted by Spencer G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:29am

You have horrible taste in butts. Girls should have big asses. Flat butts are for dudes.

Posted by Amanda S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:38am

Haven't I gone over this? I like small butts! I wish mine was small and cute :(

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Posted by Brian P. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:09am

Wow first from my area code

Posted by Allan B. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:11am

Meh___

Posted by Luis M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:12am

I hate missing parties like that

Posted by Danielle W. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:25am

I bet he had fun.

Posted by Sean W. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:34am

Itidbhot if that was me gettin the lapdance

Posted by Tawny M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:36am

OH MY

Posted by Sean S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:46am

Stripper

Posted by Shingo C. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:05am

Niceeee

Posted by Buster H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:08am

Look at the shitter on that critter!!!!!

Posted by Robin T. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:16am

his home theater sofa is kinda like mine.

Posted by Jack W. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:20am

Girls with tats are hot.

Posted by Samantha J. on Mar 11 2010 @ 1:57am

I thought that was a guy. Aha

Posted by Mitch R. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:09am

I love pussy. She looks like shes a nasty stripper though. And ya tats on girls look good. I love stars or hearts.

Posted by Chris B. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:44am

Finally twi!

Posted by Axel A. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:07am

Dude has tits in his face and he's looking down.....

Posted by Sarah D. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:16am

The party in her ass where everyone but you came

Posted by Jerrika M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 4:55am

Lovin the tat

Posted by Nikki M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 4:58am

Boy ass!

Posted by Vincent G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:49pm

Vincent.gardin@hotmai.fr

Posted by Caytie B. on Mar 11 2010 @ 7:27pm

Thank you! I was waiting for someone to point that out!

Posted by Luke L. on Mar 11 2010 @ 5:03am

Share??

Posted by Zach B. on Mar 11 2010 @ 5:14am

*swoon*
I love tattoos, wild hair, and thighs that don't touch.

Posted by Josh S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 6:44am

Gratz you hired a hooker....

Posted by Chris H. on Mar 11 2010 @ 9:00am

Love tatts on a dirty girl. Nothing better.

Posted by Vaasu K. on Mar 11 2010 @ 9:49am

You mean I missed out on the 80's hair metal groupie?! FUCK!!!!!!!

Posted by Ryan R. on Mar 11 2010 @ 10:23am

I remember my first trailor park batchlor party. The gal was a clean one, the groom only got stds he already had. Heeeeeeehaaaaaa

Posted by Michelle R. on Mar 11 2010 @ 12:02pm

her mound is almost as big as rebeccas...

Posted by Vincent G. on Mar 11 2010 @ 2:48pm

Hmmm ! Vincent.gardin@hotmail.fr

Posted by Zack I. on Mar 11 2010 @ 3:41pm

Tatoos are gross

Posted by Chriscel J. on Mar 12 2010 @ 1:44am

Your only saying that cause your to much of a puss to get one....man up

Posted by Jonathon D. on Mar 11 2010 @ 5:10pm

Why does he have a napkin in his hand already? She must be extra juicy

Posted by Thomas M. on Mar 11 2010 @ 5:32pm

More like u missed aids

Posted by Trey S. on Mar 11 2010 @ 11:03pm

You NEVER touch a girl with a dragon tat. NEVER!

Posted by Kara C. on Jul 31 2010 @ 3:49pm

Good thing u missed that.
Ewww!
I call ghannaherpacyphaliads.