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(813): Where is a better place to hide, In a cave or a tree?
(585): Let me guess another one of your sex jokes

Posted Feb 09 2010 @ 12:30am | 13 Comments

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Posted by Cody K. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:30am

What is sex?

Posted by Wolf M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:39am

It's a barter system.

Posted by Below M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:45am

Lmao @ wolf. So true, so so true.

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Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:31am

I don't get it...

Posted by John M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:32am

They're ruh-tards

Posted by Ryan J. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:32am

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Posted by Dave L. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:32am

Tree = wood
Cave = vagina

Posted by Cody K. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:35am

Ahh....

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:40am

Ahh got it

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Posted by Ashley R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:34am

Speaking only of hiding places and not sexual at all, I think we should hide Innn the tree...Noone would ever think to look inside the tree!!

Posted by Jame S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:36am

how do we get in there?

Posted by Ashley R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:40am

It's a hollow tree...and there's a secret underground enterance...

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Posted by Sabby A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:35am

Booooring

Posted by Jake P. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:39am

I've hidden in a tree..

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:41am

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber says "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up all over myself and pass out!

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:41am

yes•

Posted by Jake P. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:42am

•^_^•

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Posted by Christy B. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:46am

I feel as though I lost intelligence while reading this.

Posted by Below M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:52am

Lol. I know exactly what you mean.

Posted by Wolf M. on Feb 09 2010 @ 1:01am

Here, as long as you're losing intelligence anyway, how bout you give me brain?

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Posted by Thegirlwith G. on Feb 09 2010 @ 12:47am

That's like asking if u would rather go spulunking or play with a stick

Posted by Dan R. on Feb 09 2010 @ 3:40am

I wanna know the rest of the joke

Posted by Sabby A. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:07am

Another 18 inches of snow tmrow :( fml.

Posted by Brittney C. on Feb 09 2010 @ 4:19am

goddamnittt! I was kinda sleepy till I read this...now I'm fuckin horny (;