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(515): If I go all donkey kong on your ass will you be princess peach so I can jump some barrels and get some like an Italian guy with a mustash?

Posted Feb 08 2010 @ 11:30am | 73 Comments

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Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:34am

MY ONE GOT MODERATED :D JS

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:49am

I'm thinking of growing a molestache.

Posted by Below M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:59am

You plan on giving out rides? I sell tickets like a carnival lol.

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:05pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR SOO FUXKING HILAROUS!

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Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 11:56am

I think hes right.

Posted by Ryan H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:19pm

I think you are gay.

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:21pm

VvV I think you're right.

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Posted by Zac C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:27pm

Craig, gamers don't get hot women. Most don't get women, period.

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:29pm

I'll choose games over women anyday!

Posted by Daniel D. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:31pm

Lolfag

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Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:29pm

Bitch wanna tim tam?

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:30pm

BAD MANGA SEXY COLLEGE :0

Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:30pm

Sounds like my type of game.

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:35pm

Craig must be home from school today. He seems bored....and gay.

Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:20pm

You seem like a sign... And rah tarded.

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:27pm

Yeah, retarded like a fox....

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Posted by Craig H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:40pm

I dont live in America buddy :)

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:43pm

Oh, then that makes it ok. Where do you live?

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 12:50pm

It's still 11 or 12 wherever he's at. He's been on here annoying people all night, or afternoon to him.

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Posted by Joe D. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:00pm

Morning twi'ers. How was the superbowl for you?

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:13pm

I was happy the Saints won. But Vikings are my team, and I know the Vikings could have beaten the Colts. So if the Saints took the Vikings out, and then lost to the Colts, I'd have been pissed.

Posted by Chip Z. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:20pm

Saints!

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Posted by Nicholas A. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:07pm

If my night/morning was a text on here, I'd for sure give it a "good night" vote

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:14pm

Very cool. Care to elaborate?

Posted by Daphné M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:19pm

Awwww i know why

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Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:09pm

NERDS ARE BEAUTIFALLLL!!!

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:13pm

Morning Zahra!

Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:18pm

GOODMORNINGZAC!

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Posted by Dave L. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:38pm

Just cuz it was made back circa 1980 doesn't make a classic game cool. Donkey Kong sucked. Now everything made in 1979 is boss! Fact.

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:47pm

Is that when you were born?

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:59pm

1970's? You some kinda disco hippy boy?!

Posted by Dave L. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:40pm

Lol shady fuck disco. It's about hair bands and glam rock.
Yes goldens that makes me 21.

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:43pm

Fiinally off work and at home. Sleepy but dint feel like sleeping. Somebody have a bedtime story for me?

Posted by Jake P. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:50pm

•^_^•

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:51pm

Hi Jake. How are you?

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Posted by Jame S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:46pm

<~ DTF

Posted by Shady S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:06pm

Tits or GTFO.

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:25pm

Beer me baby.

Posted by Daphné M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:56pm

Hiiiii lovers

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 1:57pm

Hi Daph.

Posted by Daphné M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:01pm

Watsupp

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Posted by Mohsen S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:07pm

<---- definitly that hot Italian.

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:10pm

Definitely.

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:10pm

Are you Miriams parents?

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Posted by Mohsen S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:09pm

v definitely*

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:10pm

That's what I said.

Posted by Mohsen S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:11pm

A little too late, might I add.

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Posted by Jake P. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:12pm

Morning.
•^_^•

Posted by Mohsen S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:14pm

Good morning.

Posted by Zac C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:14pm

Morning Jake.

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Posted by Pablo A. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:16pm

Good morning cabrones.

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:19pm

Hey Pablo.

Posted by Jesus M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:31pm

q-vo wey

Posted by Brittney M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:17pm

Hey sexys :)

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:19pm

Hi Brittany.

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:20pm

Oops. Brittney. I bet that annoys the hell out of you. My bad.

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Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:26pm

Soooo slllooooowwwwwww today.

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:27pm

Nobody had their coffee yet?

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:27pm

I know you guys are here!

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Posted by Jesus M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:28pm

i just shat awesomely

Posted by Patrick G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:38pm

Goodmorning everyone! At the doctors getting bloodwork :(

Posted by Dave L. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:41pm

You alright?

Posted by Patrick G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:43pm

I gotta get a mri to check on my two cists on my brain. But im cool! Just sitting in waiting room with five screaming kids lol

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Posted by Patrick G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:45pm

God i wish they would shut these screaming kids up its driving me crazy!

Posted by Patrick G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:53pm

Rick james!!!lmao

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:56pm

Ogle the children in a creepy pedophilistic way, then wink at their mother/father and ask "so, do you need me to watch any of your kids. I don't mind.". That ought to get them to rein their kids in. If it doesn't, just whip out your wang and start fapping. Trust me, this always works.

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Posted by Sabby A. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:51pm

Morning lovesss

Posted by Patrick G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:52pm

Morning

Posted by Daphné M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:52pm

Hi beautiful

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Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:54pm

If you wanted to eat a turtle, would you skin it or shell it?

Posted by Jake P. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:56pm

Go to bed!

Posted by Goldens H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 2:58pm

I'm in bed! I keep having random thoughts. I drank 3 pots of coffee last night.

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Posted by Pablo A. on Feb 08 2010 @ 3:20pm

I just realized that I had dream and many of you guys were in it and we stuck in some island and people were after us.

Posted by Pablo A. on Feb 08 2010 @ 3:56pm

We barely made out alive.

Posted by Brianna W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:16pm

Good to know. Remind me to never travel with any of you(: lol jkjk. I prob wasn't in it

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Posted by Brittney M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 3:33pm

I'm hungry :(

Posted by Patrick G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 3:43pm

Do you want sausage?;)

Posted by Brittney M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 3:55pm

Haha!•

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Posted by Bear Z. on Feb 08 2010 @ 3:37pm

Mustache*

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 3:37pm

Molestache*

Posted by Mike J. on Feb 08 2010 @ 3:56pm

The bear Jew

Posted by Christy B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:09pm

I heart Super Mario.

Posted by Below M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:29pm

Hi Christy. I can't say it enough. You are stunning <3

Posted by Christy B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:41pm

Thank you! Too sweet!

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Posted by Nate S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:10pm

Fucking rain

Posted by Sarah K. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:22pm

:'( .

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:11pm

Mario is the bomb digity!

Posted by Brianna W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:16pm

Wowww. Lol. Creative.

Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:22pm

I didn't read this but I hear it might be about Mario? I want a wii

Posted by Christy B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:24pm

The Wii is awesome! I want to get the Wii fit now.

Posted by Daphné M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:25pm

Wii fit is amazing

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Posted by Sean W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:48pm

Ill wait to comment on something funny

Posted by Rebbeca C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:49pm

Might be awhile they keep skipping post

Posted by Devin W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:58pm

<--- puked all over at pt today. Thanks beer

Posted by Rebbeca C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:10pm

That would make a nice pic.

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:17pm

Lol awe pt and vomit...

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Posted by Nelson A. on Feb 08 2010 @ 4:59pm

Did anyone else watch the Puppy Bowl?

Posted by Sean W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:04pm

My daughter did

Posted by Matthew W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:10pm

I know how this sounds but it was really weird when I watched it.

Posted by Ashley R. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:02pm

Marrrrio (:

Posted by Sean W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:06pm

Aaaaaaaashley (:

Posted by Below M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:06pm

Luv <3 it ;)

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Posted by Rocco L. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:18pm

Snapple fact of the day: there at more Siberian tigers in captivity then there are in the wild

Posted by Wolf M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:21pm

Well, the ones in the wild kept gettin picked off as cubs by a certain wolf....

Posted by Ashley R. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:21pm

Poor tigers :(

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Posted by Brianna W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:27pm

I'm annoyed i'm STILL a question mark.

Posted by Daniel D. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:49pm

Does it really matter?

Posted by Brittney M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:30pm

Why ain't my pic showing :(

Posted by Sarah K. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:33pm

Ugh guyz, where be my default?

Posted by Wolf M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:49pm

Got lost in tha web. It's like a series of tubez.. Probably a clog

Posted by Sarah K. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:52pm

Lol. I said it for artymoose.

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:04pm

Haha :D

Posted by Christy B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:33pm

The best thing about me is__________

Posted by Christy B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:35pm

Whoops! Change that last statement to be under this post.... I am still awesome.

Posted by Jame S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:35pm

Me•

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Posted by Christy B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:34pm

My winning personality

Posted by Ashley R. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:43pm

I get to sit around and wait until my next class for a good hr longer... Very bored...someone entertain me!!! Please (: <3

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:46pm

Wanna hear a joke?

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:48pm

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur

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Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:52pm

you be my princess
I'll be your toad
I'll follow behind you
On rainbow road
Protect you from red shells
Wherever we go
I promise.

Noone will touch us
If we pick up a star
If you spin out
You can ride in my car
When we slide together
We generate sparks
In our wheels and our hearts

The finish line
Is just around the bend
I'll pause this game
So our love will never end
Let's go again

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:54pm

:| .......

Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:56pm

mario kart love song gawshhh.

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Posted by Daniel D. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:04pm

Mmm plain bagel, lunch of champs.

Posted by Brittney M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:04pm

HI... I'm bored!!!!

Posted by Daniel D. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:05pm

Hi I'm Daniel.

Posted by Daniel D. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:05pm

What are you doing ms. Bored ?

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Posted by Kay J. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:22pm

princess peach is worthless and a sissy

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:23pm

But she's hot. js.

Posted by Kay J. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:29pm

pffft she probably has cottage cheese thighs under the cupcake dres

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Posted by Sean W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:44pm

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:53pm

......

Posted by Iona P. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:54pm

aaah that's stuck in my head now D:

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Posted by Chunli T. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:45pm

This is bizarre. I have ladybugs in my house and idk where they came from.

Posted by Sarah K. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:47pm

I love ladybugs.

Posted by Joe B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:48pm

Well, when a ladybug mommy and a ladybug daddy love each other very much.....seriously, nobody has ever explained this to you?

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Posted by Iona P. on Feb 08 2010 @ 6:50pm

Lol I'm so bored :|

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:00pm

Snow go away!!!!! Bring spring! I want to go swimming!!

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:00pm

Oh shush!

Posted by Iona P. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:01pm

don't you have indoor pools? O.o

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Posted by Allen G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:02pm

KITTEN MITTONS!!! YOU'LL BE SMITTEN!

Posted by Dave L. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:07pm

Mittens bro

Posted by Allen G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:31pm

lol. It's spelled wrong on purpose. It's from a show

Posted by Matt C. on Feb 08 2010 @ 9:50pm

Does your cat make too much noise? Lol that show is awesome

Posted by Allen G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:04pm

Retard
VvvvvvvvvV

Posted by Dave L. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:07pm

New post :/

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:07pm

New post :/

Posted by Iona P. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:08pm

agreed

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Posted by Sean W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:08pm

TWI people that you wish would go away.. ( other than me ). __________

Posted by Kat E. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:11pm

I think that was his goal

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:12pm

Amanda S. Annoying biotch.

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Posted by Christy B. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:12pm

I heart creepers

Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:12pm

I don't..
It's an attention thing if u do.
Creepers
Are
Creepers

Posted by Wolf M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:13pm

Well helllooo

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Posted by Kenny G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:24pm

YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK. THE GAD DAMN SAINTS ARE WORLD CHAMPS.

Posted by Kenny G. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:28pm

Yes it was!!

Posted by Sean W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:33pm

Has the head of his weeeeener painted gold vvvvvv

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Posted by Brittney M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:26pm

I love you bitches!!

Posted by Sean W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:29pm

I want your love and
I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance
(Oh-oh-oh--oh-oooh! )
I want your love and
All your lovers' revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

Posted by Gina H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:34pm

I <3 Princess Peach... She's a slut ;)

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:37pm

Hai•

Posted by Gina H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:39pm

Hai keana!!!

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Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:35pm

Oh hai

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:37pm

Hai•

Posted by Nikki M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:38pm

Top o' the morning to ya!

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Posted by Mike J. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:35pm

Hello

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:37pm

Hai•

Posted by Mike J. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:41pm

Hi Art

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Posted by Amanda S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:35pm

>:( urgh I'm in a grumpy mood today. Idk why either :(

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:37pm

Hai•

Posted by Chunli T. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:38pm

Stab a rag doll.

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Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:35pm

scene kids, ghetto jeans, gangstas, 40's and the bling bling, sidekicks rolling with the cleanest feel...

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:37pm

Hai•

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:38pm

heeeeeey

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Posted by Chunli T. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:37pm

Bed delivery guy tried to talk to me, and I couldn't understand what he was saying... I feel like a retard by saying "what? Oh yeah.."....

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:39pm

Hai•

Posted by Chunli T. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:39pm

Hiii :)

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Posted by Dave L. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:38pm

Hai guys and gals vvvv

Posted by Artimus Y. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:39pm

Hai•

Posted by Gina H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:40pm

Hiiii

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Posted by Jame S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:51pm

Did Mario even lay pipe with Peach?

Posted by Stabby M. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:53pm

no. toad did.

Posted by Dave L. on Feb 08 2010 @ 7:53pm

Fuck no he was on shrooms and flowers. He was sky high!!

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Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 8:05pm

OHMIGOSHHH. no school tomorrow for me again.

Posted by Devin W. on Feb 08 2010 @ 8:08pm

Nice•

Posted by Zahra H. on Feb 08 2010 @ 8:19pm

noooooo... i like math class, and my friends lol im going crazy.

Posted by Desirae C. on Feb 11 2010 @ 1:32am

How bout them saints!!! :D