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Posted Dec 22 2009 @ 4:30am | 234 Comments

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Posted by Allan B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:30am

Google?

Posted by Jeff B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:41am

Ask? •

Posted by Allan B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:49am

Was saying was this off google?

For the record this is a nice pic.

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Posted by Luis R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:30am

Nice!

Posted by Robin T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:31am

I likes a woman wid a big butt!

Posted by Allan B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:57am

I was there first. You get leftovers. *pulls out laser pointer and points @ wall* Run kitty run!

Posted by Robin T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:03am

Now that's funny shit!

Posted by Gerard G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:31am

Who does that look like that I know...

Posted by Frank P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:33am

Nip slip?

Posted by Vanessa V. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:33am

Cute facee,
Gross thighsss.

Posted by Denise C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:36am

how mean

Posted by Harry J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:27am

Love you ;)

Posted by Katie N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:33am

Looks like he apparently needs help with extra curicular activies.....must be getting an F in that department...

Posted by Beaker M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:35am

YOU ARE NOT A CAT. YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER

Posted by Katie N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:06am

Meow?

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Posted by Jake H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:33am

I need anatomy lessons.

Posted by Ben G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:33pm

I made an a++ in braille anatomy

Posted by Thomas P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:33am

I know what you mean Gerry. I think she just has an everybody face.

Posted by Gerard G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:37am

Aaaah. Ur right ur right.

Posted by Pj E. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:34am

Tutor of what?? And I think I have the same undies...

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:37am

I believe you.

Posted by Keraz E. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:41am

<3 English

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Posted by Gina H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:34am

Berry nice

Posted by Kayce D. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:35am

NO FUCKING THANKS I THINK ILL STICK WITH HOOKED ON PHONEX

Posted by Victor N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:43am

"works for meeeee!"

Posted by Neil R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:01am

What's hooked on phonex? You mean hooked on phonix

Posted by Bobby P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:40am

Fat chicks unite!

Posted by Rana A. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:35am

it's always the smart ones

Posted by Mark A. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:36am

Fuqin A good for u

Posted by Sarah O. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:36am

Meeeeoww. (;

Posted by Dave M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:36am

There's alittle side boob in the pic.

Posted by Jimmy P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:44am

Ya I noticed man she looks pretty good

Posted by Allan B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:54am

if you look past the hair the other one is also present.

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Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:37am

Fuck All Y'all!

Posted by Beaker M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:39am

Yalls

Posted by Pj E. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:40am

....);

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Posted by Zac C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:38am

In Gerrys thread, a few posts back, some lines to a song were put down. Balla, shit calla, 20" blades on the impala... Everyone knows it. But what's the name and artist?

Posted by Jeff B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:38am

Wanna be a baller lol Troy

Posted by Brandon P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:39am

Gettin paid tonight

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Posted by Cody K. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:38am

I hope she is teaching sex Ed.

Posted by Kloe M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:40am

...no

Posted by Kloe M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:40am

my bad

Posted by Victor N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:43am

...yes

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Posted by Jason P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:40am

Well I wish I was retarded and needed a tutor now

Posted by Victor N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:42am

One expensive tutor.

Posted by Jimmy P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:43am

Very nice I'd let her tutor me

Posted by Beaker M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:43am

JIMMY FTW

Posted by Katie N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:17am

You need help in tht area as well? Well at least ur confident enough to admit it...

Posted by Dave L. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:43am

She taught me math:
Add a bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray she doesn't multiply.

Posted by Robin T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:44am

Well played sir

Posted by Kenny G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:45am

Lmao I forgot about that'n

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Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:44am

Do Want

Posted by Kenny G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:47am

My dick.

Posted by Beaker M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:48am

In mikes mouth.

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Posted by Tawny M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:52am

*not commenting* butterface

Posted by Rana A. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:54am

That burned

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:54am

Ur just awesome

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Posted by Stace P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:53am

Do girls need to put up skanky pics of themselves just for attention??? On twi????..... Pathetic..... Failllllll

Posted by Beaker M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:54am

31•

Posted by Kenny G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:55am

Nazi.

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Posted by Austin W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:56am

I'd suck a fart outa her ass and hold it like a bong hit............ In other words yea I would. Hell I might even pay.

Posted by Victor N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:57am

Lolololol

Posted by Robin T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:59am

I'm guessing you'd HAVE to pay. Js

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Posted by Zack N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:58am

I'm new on TWI :)
soo uhh if you're on, say hi :)

Posted by James T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:59am

was good

Posted by Shady S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:05am

Duhh...hi *drool falls out of mouth*

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Posted by Christen A. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:03am

She's actually kinda ugly.

Posted by Victor N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:08am

Yea... Mainly the nose.

Posted by Gerard G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:09am

If she's ugly then I don't know what I'm going to do with my life. Might as well just kill myself right here and now.

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Posted by Emma S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:07am

WAY too much meat on that chick for me. That's way too flattering of a pose for that much cottage cheese on those thighs

Posted by Dave L. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:11am

Lol check Tawnys butterface thread. I saw them thunderthighs too.

Posted by Juan C. on Dec 24 2009 @ 6:57am

Emma why are your parents making out in your pic..? Just asking and fir someone who doesn't like a pic yu sure comment alot

Posted by Jamie E. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:10am

Yeah I agree with Austin on this one!!!

Posted by Chrissy P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:10am

I think she's gorgeous and has a womens body.

Posted by Victor N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:18am

Idk...I'd say ur face is hotter..and yeah she does have some serious curveage

Posted by Victor R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:22am

Agreed she Quasi looks like dr. Jean grey from xmen.

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Posted by Drexyl S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:12am

That bitch has beautiful breastses

Posted by Chester T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:14am

I fucked her

Posted by Macchu P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:15am

I'd dip on it.

Posted by Rebecca C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:21am

Ur gonna fail the course then!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Chester T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:24am

Oh I'd fuck you too don't feel left out I know your all woman

Posted by B.j. C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:15am

Damn girl

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Posted by Victor R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:25am

She has glasses so you know she's legit.

Posted by Mason G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:27am

Goodnight twi people, see you in the morning.

Posted by Andres V. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:31am

Hot damnnn

Posted by Casey E. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:34am

I wonder what she's tutoring him in...?

Posted by Mike N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:37am

She's good to go! As usual the females are saying she's ugly... It's one thing to say she's looking for attention, but it's hating saying she's ugly... Or whatever term you choose.

Posted by Dave L. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:48am

She has the thunderthighs, pudginess and what not. I'm just sayin she's chubby. I like it but not the sluttyness of letting random guy she trusts today to take a picture.

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:54am

Mike ur here with all the randoms too

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Posted by Bobby P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:39am

That girl has a BIG ass. Too legit to quit

Posted by Kay G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:39am

Ohhh sexting is all the rage nowadays

Posted by Zac C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:02am

Beautiful. Gorgeous. Stunning. Amazing. Jaw dropping. Neck breakingly hot. And that's just her eyes. The whole face on this girl is unbelievable.

Posted by David R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:40am

Dude! Tenderize that ass!

Posted by Kerwin W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:41am

Sex es

Posted by Andy B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:42am

Am I the only one on here who thinks "quailty over quantity" still needs to be in effect? She's a lil to thick

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:57am

Ur a cooler Andy B.

Posted by Andy B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:58am

That's because I'm the origional, no one can overcome the first.

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:01am

Agreed

Posted by Brittni M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:44am

Damn.. I'm thinkin your life sucks.

Posted by Jeremy T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:56am

Are u jealous?

Posted by Cari L. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:44am

Pretty, except she got a biggggggggg booty

Posted by David R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:53am

Nothing wrong with a big ass. Do u lack in that department?

Posted by Emma S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:56am

David not everyone likes a girl with a 45" ass. Some guys have standards.

Posted by Brandon Y. on Dec 23 2009 @ 1:55am

....what? Big booty is a standard for women. What is with people? Big beautiful asses are why I wake up in the morning.

Posted by Steven M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:47am

She can do anything as long as it's with me!!!!

Posted by Kyle P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:53am

Sex ed

Posted by Anthony '. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:54am

Holy shit this looks identical
To my ex

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:55am

Nah ur just drunk brother

Posted by Corey G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:58am

Of touch her inappropriatly

Posted by Sam E. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:58am

Wow... Very very nice

Posted by Corey G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:58am

I'd*****

Posted by Corey G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:00am

I have a feeling that Emma has a pic up of her animals and not herself because she's ughhhhhhh fat

Posted by Emma S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:04am

Lulz Corey you're so dumb.

Posted by PussayMunstar F. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:05am

lolol wow when you figure this shit out you will feel like such a tool

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Posted by Tim T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:02am

Damn where did u get her from?

Posted by Sara R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:02am

Boris would get that ho pregnant !

Posted by Jose-Cuervo A. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:07am

I'd get you pregnoot. Js

Posted by Sara R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:08am

Iduntwannabepregoevarr

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Posted by David H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:03am

Wow. Get any work done ?!?

Posted by Tim T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:06am

Ya but not school work

Posted by Sara R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:09am

They subtracted clothes and all that other sexy math & shit. I forget that joke.

Posted by David H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:31am

Did you have that class too? Take top honors ?

Posted by Krycztee B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:07am

Tutor? Where I live they call them escorts...
Unless that's not what she was 'tutoring' you in

Posted by Kay G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:13am

It's better to refer to her as a tutor to your friends...don't want them to know that you're wasting your money.

Posted by Ashley J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:07am

The hair is goregous!! And good choice in thongs!

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:08am

Hi•

Posted by Krycztee B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:11am

You're body is fantastic. And I mean that in a non homo complimentary way.

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Posted by Devon A. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:09am

OH MY GOD

Posted by Corey G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:12am

Becky, look at her butt

Posted by Devon A. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:20am

Damn I'd like to take a bite outta her bytt

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:11am

Lmao vv

Posted by B.j. C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:13am

Damn girl......

Posted by Vicente M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:13am

Damn she got a body!! To all the haterz leaving bad comments( mostly women) she is very atractive and she got a big booty!!! Big bootys hold big dicks like mine, so stop hating bitches!! So to all big bootys....thank you

Posted by Emma S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:31am

Any guy who say they have a big dick on the internet is obviously lacking in the pants. Just cuz small or in shape girls don't like girls with 10 gallons of cottage cheese doesn't make them "haterz"

Posted by Sara R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:37am

Except for me Emma ;D

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Posted by Cawntdee S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:14am

Who the fuck are all these faggots

Posted by Sara R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:19am

Doesn't matter. You're still the hottest.

Posted by Megan C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:22am

That's what I'm saying

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Posted by Kay G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:15am

What happened to groucho marx's mustache?!

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:17am

Oh I know u. You fucked my friends

Posted by Beaker M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:18am

Hahah, really?

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Posted by Richard O. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:22am

Butter face

Posted by Karisa C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:39pm

I completely agree haha

Posted by Juan C. on Dec 24 2009 @ 6:53am

Fags!!

Posted by Kayce D. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:25am

why is everyone on this post lol weird

Posted by Kayce D. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:25am

fail post :(

Posted by Victor R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:31am

Half naked girls make people weird?

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Posted by Ian B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:30am

I could use a good learning experience...

Posted by Kelsey W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:31am

I feel educationally deprived!

Posted by Robert R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:32am

Stretch marks...

Posted by Emily R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:32am

she is pretty :)

Posted by Aaron D. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:34am

Holy shit body of a goddess!!!

Posted by Peter D. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:35am

Get some brain action on the dome piece

Posted by Phock M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:45am

Holy shit! That is one cow! I'd be scared if that slab of meat was in my bed :O

Posted by Rich M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:55am

Man i got a raging boner!!

Posted by Kayce D. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:01am

your boner is angry ?

Posted by Rich M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:28am

Yah bcuz im not with her, or u lol, i ment that in the non creepiest way possible

Posted by Twi T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:00am

yeow!!!!

Posted by Peter T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:00am

Haters need to stop that chick is gorgeous... Fat ass... Thick thighs... Slim waist... Nice face... Perfect!

Posted by Irby '. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:11am

Amen!!

Posted by Emma S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:11am

Why is it that anyone who likes an in shape girl is a "hater"? Sorry, I don't wanna see a pound of cottage cheese on her thighs...

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Posted by Steven M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:05am

I just want her to have my children

Posted by Kyle O. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:13am

I see nipple

Posted by Kyle O. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:14am

Na bill stankyleg was kidding

Posted by Tara V. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:14am

She's pretty hot, MUCH hotter than whale tail chick from earlier.

Posted by Kathleen F. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:18am

Who be that? Haha

Posted by Cawntdee S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:23am

Wild snorlax appears

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Posted by Alden L. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:16am

What subject does she teach, how to drink ranch dressing?

Posted by Tara V. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:18am

Don't hate.

Posted by Cawntdee S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:24am

Alden you would know faggot

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Posted by Mike W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:23am

Look at that big ol butt.

Posted by Rich M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:29am

Gorgeous, absolutly gorgueas

Posted by Devin R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:30am

I see nipple

Posted by Nicholas L. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:32am

Wonder how many people are zooming in to see in now. Js

Posted by Rich M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:34am

Tge other one is showin too right bhind her hair

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Posted by Richard H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:33am

She's cute. Props.

Posted by Sean W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:43am

id hit it if i were drunk. im really into skinny chicks. shes a bit too big for my taste. does she cum with cookies and milk? if so then ill take her.

Posted by Chris H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:57pm

How do you make a chick cum useing cookies and milk???

Posted by Anthony '. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:57am

Thus looks just like my ex fir real

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:59am

You already said that!

Posted by Anthony '. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:01am

I know. But I'm not joking. Her name was sarabande she was a fire cracker

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Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:01am

That just about pushing my weight class limit. Still, If she was in my bed...chug some jack daniels, get some head, finish strong in soggy doggy mode. Fuck it, it's Christmas time.

Posted by Devin R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:03am

Can anyone say Cleveland steamer?

Posted by Jay X. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:06am

holy fack I just yizzed >_O;

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:08am

Ahhh herro lil Asian mahn. You jhizzza fast, old mahn likka you shoot blahnks.

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:19am

Be nice.. He could be rarry's bro

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:28am

Rarry and Lames. They remind me of panda express for some reason.

Posted by Jason P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:12am

Y does twi get gay at night

Posted by Nikki M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:15am

Because you're here vvv

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:16am

Because twi knows how you like it Jason...where's your church friend at dammit?

Posted by Jason P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:16am

Nah it gets a tad bit straighter while I'm on

Posted by Cawntdee S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:18am

Nah we all think ur a faggot fag

Posted by Jason P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:06am

Lol cawnt stop acting like ur cool. U should get off twi and make some real friends

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Posted by Richard H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:19am

Lies!

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:19am

Nikki makes my package happy and tingly , sometimes I get lightheaded too and my toes curl when I think if her for 45 min or so.

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:20am

Nikki and Jewelz js

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:25am

And tawny too. She described how she sucks a meat pole. I will let her chug my 10" any time.

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Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:20am

That's your church friend lying to you Jason. Your queer as fuck.

Posted by Jason P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:04am

Sure haha I don't even go to church bud

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:15am

Wow. You are fucking lame. Can't believe you still dont get that one yet.

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Posted by Zac S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:41am

Holy shit

Posted by Milton H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:42am

Eh not bad for a nerdy lookin chick

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:43am

Haha this coming from the walking proof that Indians fucked buffalo's for sport. So you saying you wouldn't hit it?

Posted by Milton H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:48am

Idian??
And I would probably hit that if I were drunk... And that's a myabe

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Posted by Keraz E. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:47am

100! OPA!

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:48am

Felizedad!!

Posted by Garrett H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:52am

Ur the fu kin man!

Posted by Erin T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:54am

I'm hotter.

Posted by Milton H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:55am

For sure!

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:57am

Get in the same pose and clothing Erin. Prove it. :)

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Posted by Mathew S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:00am

She gotta donk

Posted by Sugar S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:02am

Wow I'm jealous with rage right now.

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:11am

Milton, let's see your green card chingon.
I want to know if I'm about to hire a legal documented worker or not. Can't have you picked up by INS while youre mowing my lawn. That would be fucked.

Posted by Tariq I. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:36pm

Haha you need a life man, your not worth anyones time.

Posted by Dane H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:32pm

He isn't really.

Posted by Nate S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:14am

Kinda has a huge fat ass.

Posted by Marvin G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:23am

She got cakey booty !

Posted by Timothy C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:34am

DAYUM!!

Posted by Chris H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:39am

I wanna empty my nuts all over her pretty face.

Posted by Luis M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:01am

Eeeew !

Posted by Collin W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:06am

She's pretty damn hot

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:13am

Jason P thinks he's a tough kid. I'm seriously offering him a plane ticket to prove it. I'm sure hell cry or talk that twi bullshit and puss out. Here's your chance Jason. Post up the info and address and I'll post the ticket confirmation here for all to verify. You say you can kick anyones ass, here's your chance.

Posted by Jason P. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:18am

I already accepted so don't try to act cool. If white salmon ain't far away I could just drive up there. I ain't gonna send my info to u in twi, great way to get stupid shit sent to my house

Posted by Travis J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:36am

WTF is going on here.

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Posted by Richard D. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:25am

Shit the fkn bed!

Posted by Jeff W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:36am

Nip slip! ;D

Posted by Francisco R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:55am

I need a tutor like that.

Posted by Cousin J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 11:04am

Id do her if i had a few in me...

Posted by Steven M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 11:08am

Even after a few and before a few she is still hot!

Posted by Jason R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 3:57pm

Dayum

Posted by Danielle W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:16pm

I wonder for what lol

Posted by Vinnie M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:20pm

Now that's a tutor!!!!

Posted by Jon V. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:33pm

Her thong matches the bed spread. She may have had this in mind when she got dressed in the morning.

Posted by Andrew C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:36pm

tutor for SEX ED

Posted by Giovanni H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:41pm

How much $ is she charging per class lol

Posted by Arthur R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 4:57pm

Wow. Fap fap fap.

Posted by Deida J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:18pm

I need special attention!!

Posted by Donny C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:24pm

All in

Posted by Boris T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:35pm

I wanna see that whooty! (white girl with a booty)

Posted by Israel S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:36pm

Does she teach perfect blow job 101?

Posted by Ashley W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:40pm

She's not even that cute

Posted by Kevin C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:17pm

You're no prize yourself darling!

Posted by Karisa C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:34pm

I agree she isn't very good looking, and she's chubby. Too much woman for me.

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Posted by Chris B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:47pm

And I jizzed in my pants

Posted by King T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 5:48pm

All of the sudden I feel stupid

Posted by Chuck C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:23pm

That's a real woman right there, damn!

Posted by David E. on Dec 22 2009 @ 6:36pm

She's thick as shit..but I'll take some help with math.

Posted by Chris H. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:02pm

i like big butts and I can't not lie, these other brothers can't deny.

Posted by Charles R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:40pm

Amen brother

Posted by BlackBird G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:10pm

Thick??? No way. This girl has a great proportioned body!!

Posted by Steven G. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:19pm

Damm!!!

Posted by Karisa C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:37pm

Umm. Gross

Posted by Mike N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:48pm

Yes you are!

Posted by Karisa C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:54pm

Lol dood look in the mirror

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Posted by Michelle R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:40pm

Why is her body tan and face white? Kinda creepy...

Posted by Ashley W. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:49pm

I was thinking the same thing

Posted by Karisa C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:53pm

Fake tans are nasty especially when they are uneven like that. But I guess at least her face isn't orange

Posted by Axel A. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:45pm

She looks like the Baroness from GI Joe, which is hot btw.

Posted by Karisa C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:47pm

Ew wtf lol

Posted by Axel A. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:53pm

Lol the GI joe movie. Not the cartoon. Should have been more specific.

Posted by Karisa C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:18pm

Oh I was all thinguy loves cartoons ha

Posted by Joddat R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 7:56pm

Girls have no self-respect these days...and that's fucking awesome!

Posted by Karisa C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:24pm

Like button

Posted by Cody J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:28pm

Hahah

Posted by Ted R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:34pm

Agreed!!

Posted by Jordan F. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:04pm

ugly and fat

Posted by Mike N. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:08pm

Cancels out ugly and skinny! Check that broad on your arm!

Posted by Mike J. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:15pm

Mike I love how ur still on this thread

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Posted by Chris K. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:25pm

She gotta donk

Posted by Bob D. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:27pm

I wanna go back to school...just to get her as my tutor!!!

Posted by Chaas S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:38pm

I'd rather sleep in a dumpster or watch a bulldog eat mayonaisse than be in a room with that tub of lard

Posted by Karisa C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:47pm

Classic!!! My fav comment so far lol

Posted by Chuck C. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:50pm

Your an idiot. Nobody likes real women anymore. You guys all enjoy your sticks, I like curves and this girl has them in all the right spots.

Posted by Zavier P. on Dec 23 2009 @ 5:14am

Charles u my man! Shit stupid people don't kno a nice body when they see one I like to have something to grab on

Posted by Capcity R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:55pm

Damn what's good wit the other pics!?!?!?!

Posted by Steven M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 8:56pm

I want to learn

Posted by Andrew K. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:26pm

Best ever!!

Posted by Trent K. on Dec 22 2009 @ 9:34pm

She married, Right?

Posted by Llew B. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:05pm

Gotta booty

Posted by Ted R. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:33pm

Makes me wanna go back to school

Posted by Boris T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 10:45pm

I would get her pregnant and keep the baby! Lol

Posted by Alex S. on Dec 22 2009 @ 11:05pm

Fat? Youfucking white people don't know shit about booties leave it to us real men!

Posted by Boris T. on Dec 22 2009 @ 11:26pm

Thank u! I don't see y they need to hate on such a beautiful whooty!

Posted by Jordan I. on Dec 23 2009 @ 12:24am

True dat

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Posted by John M. on Dec 22 2009 @ 11:42pm

Omg she is gorgeous, what lesson is this??? Sign me up!!

Posted by Robert W. on Dec 23 2009 @ 12:37am

Hmmm, must be Anatomy. Where do I sign up?

Posted by Yasir R. on Dec 23 2009 @ 12:51am

Haven't seen someone this beautiful in ma life!! So proportional perfect body nice smile.

Posted by Shawn B. on Dec 23 2009 @ 7:00pm

Wow man!!! You need to get out more! I feel so bad for you!

Posted by Michelle C. on Dec 23 2009 @ 12:55am

I suddenly feel the ugre to learn..

Posted by Abiel M. on Dec 23 2009 @ 1:41am

Agreed, i shoulda never dropped out.

Posted by Brandon Y. on Dec 23 2009 @ 1:52am

Nowai

Posted by Andrew L. on Dec 23 2009 @ 2:24am

That's a good one right there

Posted by Radek K. on Dec 23 2009 @ 2:40am

Weight loss tutor? You should get a new one

Posted by Mike N. on Dec 24 2009 @ 11:40am

Too easy. I'll let you slide...

Posted by Matt B. on Dec 23 2009 @ 2:46am

I can't see the pic

Posted by Josh F. on Dec 23 2009 @ 3:51am

Same here

Posted by Matt B. on Dec 23 2009 @ 2:30pm

Sucks for u guys cuz she is hawt!

Posted by Jose A. on Dec 23 2009 @ 2:58am

I go back to school for her anytime!

Posted by Martha Q. on Dec 24 2009 @ 6:59am

I don't think u will be doing much studying!!!

Posted by Takeshi K. on Dec 23 2009 @ 5:01am

son of a bitch!

Posted by Jack G. on Dec 23 2009 @ 6:02am

5 bucks says he has no idea what subject she's teaching him

Posted by Brian B. on Dec 23 2009 @ 6:35am

I'd poke!!! lol

Posted by Moises F. on Dec 23 2009 @ 7:12am

Woah that is one sexi girl!

Posted by Christopher K. on Dec 23 2009 @ 8:29am

I read through all of the posts and nobody picked up on the fact she's a porn star... I'm shocked, like half of the pics on here are real anyways

Posted by Fabian S. on Dec 23 2009 @ 10:42am

What's her name?

Posted by Andy A. on Dec 23 2009 @ 4:42pm

So it's a another fat girl from corpus! What's new

Posted by Ashley B. on Dec 23 2009 @ 8:31pm

She's cute. I hate how people always hate on thick girls. Most of you girls can't even get the cute part.

Posted by Craig B. on Dec 23 2009 @ 11:01pm

So true. She is the perfect thickness.

Posted by Ashley B. on Dec 24 2009 @ 1:15am

Right

Posted by Jason P. on Dec 23 2009 @ 8:57pm

She's baadddd

Posted by Phillip R. on Dec 23 2009 @ 10:33pm

Jesus i would tap that so hard and then cry when i wake up from the dream

Posted by Anthony Z. on Dec 24 2009 @ 12:59am

I see a nipple :)

Posted by Donny C. on Dec 24 2009 @ 1:12am

This is my area code

Posted by Connor G. on Dec 24 2009 @ 1:33am

That's my girlfriend :(

Posted by Charles R. on Dec 24 2009 @ 5:12am

Ha u wish

Posted by Connor G. on Dec 24 2009 @ 5:07pm

.....So.....

Posted by Scott H. on Dec 24 2009 @ 3:05am

Wow hot for teacher

Posted by Ernie T. on Dec 24 2009 @ 4:28am

thunda thighs!

Posted by Robert R. on Dec 24 2009 @ 6:36am

Butterface

Posted by Mike N. on Dec 24 2009 @ 11:39am

She look better than anything you lay your head next to! JS!

Posted by Rich M. on Dec 24 2009 @ 12:41pm

Lolol

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Posted by Kelsey C. on Dec 24 2009 @ 6:54am

pretty but def need to tone up the thighs

Posted by Mike N. on Dec 24 2009 @ 11:37am

We could all use a lil work! I'll just leave it at that.

Posted by Lucas F. on Dec 24 2009 @ 10:21pm

Mike..u don't look like you need work

Posted by Kyle H. on Dec 24 2009 @ 7:28am

She's hawt!

Posted by Simon K. on Dec 24 2009 @ 7:43am

Does she tutor in Spanish?

Posted by Adam A. on Dec 24 2009 @ 7:57am

Hottie. I love thick girls.

Posted by Steven M. on Dec 24 2009 @ 9:42am

I could learn so much and she is hot!

Posted by Markeith D. on Dec 24 2009 @ 10:43am

Holy fck I'd ram the shit outt of her dude she's fckng thick!!!

Posted by John B. on Dec 25 2009 @ 3:02am

Looks like the thong matches the comfortor

Posted by Jordon T. on Dec 25 2009 @ 3:39am

I wanna titty fuck her in the ass

Posted by Duncan ì. on Dec 25 2009 @ 5:50am

I want a tudor now :( lol

Posted by Duncan ì. on Dec 25 2009 @ 5:52am

Can she teach me how to spell, lol

Posted by Dexter C. on Dec 25 2009 @ 7:48am

dam.,
wer she stay at

Posted by Annuh R. on Dec 25 2009 @ 7:49am

Ay dios mio...

Posted by Dexter C. on Dec 25 2009 @ 7:54am

woah!

Posted by Alex P. on Dec 25 2009 @ 9:52pm

Love dat position

Posted by Mike V. on Dec 26 2009 @ 12:15am

Wow!!!!! She's hot

Posted by Kevin D. on Dec 26 2009 @ 3:28am

Why not?

Posted by Erasto L. on Dec 27 2009 @ 4:42am

Very nice!

Posted by Kelun W. on Dec 27 2009 @ 7:29am

Nice!!

Posted by Raul M. on Dec 27 2009 @ 8:33am

Wow u can be my privet tutor any time

Posted by German C. on Dec 29 2009 @ 3:36am

She likes it doggy style

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Posted by William B. on Dec 29 2009 @ 4:07pm

I really know this girl lmfao

Posted by Ramiro R. on Dec 29 2009 @ 10:52pm

Well someone had a good night!

Posted by Grant H. on Dec 29 2009 @ 11:48pm

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Posted by Dan U. on Dec 30 2009 @ 1:19am

Mhmmm she is FINE

Posted by Ismael L. on Dec 30 2009 @ 6:46am

Damn I need me a tutor!!

Posted by Marshall W. on Dec 31 2009 @ 5:43pm

looks like my ex-gf ... damn glad she dumped me lmao

Posted by Mya R. on Jan 01 2010 @ 9:00am

Damn. She's hott

Posted by George S. on Jan 01 2010 @ 10:20am

Goddayum

Posted by Chance B. on Jan 04 2010 @ 4:04am

Nice.

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This is Melissa Martinez-Carrasco she is opposing candidate for JP 2 in San Antonio http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/electmelissa/ Look at the rings on her hands and the thighs

Posted by Kylan V. on Jan 05 2010 @ 11:23am

Daaamn I wish my tutors looked like that! She cute yea she cute

Posted by Tyler M. on Jan 07 2010 @ 1:30am

I wanna fuck the shit outta you!!!!!

Posted by Joey H. on Jan 10 2010 @ 9:11am

that's sexy

Posted by . on Jan 10 2010 @ 5:26pm

i could fuck that chick

Posted by Erika P. on Jan 12 2010 @ 1:49pm

Ummm...I'd would very much like it if she were my tutor...yah I said it...

Posted by Frederick M. on Jan 12 2010 @ 3:17pm

Teach me

Posted by George M. on Jan 14 2010 @ 3:28am

That shit looks nice.

Posted by Tripp W. on Jan 17 2010 @ 3:00pm

She's fat

Posted by Ian S. on Jan 21 2010 @ 11:10am

Jajajaja

Posted by Miklo V. on Jan 23 2010 @ 3:44pm

Not bad

Posted by Joe C. on Jan 29 2010 @ 7:39am

...dam

Posted by Corca V. on Feb 12 2010 @ 12:38am

Hey u can be my teacher

Posted by Jason P. on Feb 16 2010 @ 11:02am

Dam she's thick I love it

Posted by Ryan P. on Apr 23 2010 @ 10:57pm

Wow very nice

Posted by Alex G. on May 06 2010 @ 12:42am

Class is starting!

Posted by Ryan M. on Jun 15 2010 @ 5:37am

WoW what a slut but still....... Score

Posted by Maggie F. on Jul 30 2010 @ 3:09am

hot girl :)

Posted by Layton D. on Aug 26 2010 @ 7:40am

I'd fuck that!!!!!

Posted by Brittney C. on Nov 13 2010 @ 12:23am

Kinda creeepy

Posted by Luis M. on Jan 11 2011 @ 2:34am

U dtf gurl

Posted by Cody M. on Jan 28 2011 @ 2:52am

Tudor me

Posted by Jason P. on Feb 13 2011 @ 9:23pm

A1 piece of fda approved ass!

Posted by Jesse S. on Feb 17 2011 @ 6:09pm

yeah baby I'll give you a free tour

Posted by Joshua B. on Mar 11 2011 @ 11:15pm

Hey can I have your number

Posted by Joshua B. on Mar 11 2011 @ 11:16pm

Can I have your number

Posted by Kevin D. on Apr 06 2011 @ 1:33am

Lol can't learn much from her I bet

Posted by Mike K. on Apr 17 2011 @ 5:48pm

I would be the one giving her a lesson

Posted by Josh T. on Jun 19 2011 @ 11:13pm

Boom goes the dynamite

Posted by Kolton P. on Aug 15 2011 @ 4:17am

Get woth it man.

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