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(916): Slutty chicks on the bed. Always a photo opp!

Posted Nov 25 2009 @ 8:00pm | 167 Comments

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Posted by Chris K. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:01pm

gross

Posted by Andy B. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:01pm

FUCK YOU WHALLEEE

Posted by Alex B. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:26pm

FUCK YOU DOLPHIN!!!! lmao southpark!

Posted by Garrett H. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:47pm

bahahahahaha

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Posted by Jesse T. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:01pm

can only imagine how proud their parents are.

Posted by Dru C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:01pm

they look like BMW's!!!

Posted by Gregory B. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:22pm

fail.

Posted by Mike J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:48pm

hahah bmw

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Posted by Ruth S. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:02pm

head in crotch

Posted by Mariam M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:07pm

there you go hating on someone that obviously looks 100 times better than you. typical ho movement.

Posted by Zac C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:33pm

damn Miriam, first time i've seen you fail.

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Posted by Brandon B. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:02pm

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Posted by Robert P. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:24pm

you contained yourself. my puke went all over the room

Posted by Bronwyn M. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:16am

you too?

Posted by Ethan S. on Nov 29 2009 @ 10:52am

oh damn

Posted by Jhonnatan A. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:03pm

no fat chicks pls k thanks

Posted by Dinora D. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:03pm

hot chicks could have been a plus

Posted by Jerry S. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:54am

I like you thinking!

Posted by Jerry S. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:55am

your*

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Posted by Randy A. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:03pm

too bad they r not attractive

Posted by Chris W. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:04pm

"chicks" was the last thing that crossed my mind..

Posted by Jimmy M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:04pm

that bed never had a chance

Posted by Taylor D. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:05pm

bmw's?

Posted by Josh F. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:03pm

big mexican women

Posted by Gerardo V. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:50pm

lol I thought it meant big massive whales. js

Posted by Jesse S. on Nov 28 2009 @ 4:35am

I thought u ment the car

Posted by Mariam M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:06pm

y hat?
OMNOM I LYK DEM THICK N JUICY. I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE...

Posted by Andy B. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:06pm

ahaha

Posted by Jerry G. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:45pm

first you'd have to find their butts o_0

Posted by Paige W. on Nov 26 2009 @ 6:28am

wtf I thought u were a girl!!!! u are a fucking lesbo!!

Posted by Jame S. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:06pm

thank god for that rhino's head blocking off a cooter shot, I really didn't feel like throwin up my tuna samich

Posted by Wolfy K. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:48pm

hahaha

Posted by Annie H. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:39pm

I'll give u a nice, warm tuna sandwich. ;)

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Posted by Jason G. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:07pm

STD that's what comes to mind, and the faint smell of fabric softner

Posted by Joshua J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:08pm

fabric softner an curly fries

Posted by Mike J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:11pm

lol Joshua!!

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Posted by Andres V. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:08pm

ew WTF?? lmaooo

Posted by Axel A. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:09pm

this will be the first time I say eww to a woman

Posted by Tawny M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:10pm

oh em gee

Posted by Mike J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:10pm

I c photobombers... now where's the photogenics

Posted by Mike J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:11pm

I spy barbecue sauce

Posted by Nathan K. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:11pm

fuck, hella dissapointed in norcal right now

Posted by Joseph R. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:12pm

beer goggles!!!

Posted by Dylan P. on Nov 26 2009 @ 10:48am

shit beer goggles. wouldn't help none!

Posted by Tawny M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:13pm

they're in a shitty motel too, ick. =s

Posted by Temi D. on Nov 26 2009 @ 6:38am

and u know this because???? oh ok

Posted by Nikki M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:13pm

free those beasts back into the wild!

Posted by Fahd K. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:42pm

I lol'd a lil

Posted by Idali C. on Nov 26 2009 @ 3:01am

lmao. agreed.

Posted by Chris G. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:13pm

looks like they already had a few thanksgiving dinners!!

Posted by Gregory B. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:38am

what DOES the pot call the kettle???
btw, Flames eat shit!

Posted by Idali C. on Nov 26 2009 @ 3:01am

one too many!

Posted by Chris G. on Nov 26 2009 @ 3:18am

you dnt know shit about fuck

Posted by Brittany M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:14pm

omg that is disgusting! and of course it's at a hotel. I hope whoever took this pic had enough sense to not sleep with them!

Posted by Eric J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:16pm

By slutty do you mean fat and ugly?

Posted by Brittney M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:18pm

Omg Grosss!!!

Posted by Kyle W. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:18pm

ummm you mean nasty chicks in bed. no thanks

Posted by Joe M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:19pm

is that one holding her leg up to queef? and on that chicks head even? kinky

Posted by Gohar K. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:24pm

I just puked in my mouth a little.

Posted by Tiffani J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:22pm

My eyes are bleeding.....yuck.

Posted by Josh P. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:23pm

unimpressed, looks like the Adams family Christmas card photo

Posted by Justin W. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:25pm

free willy

Posted by Mike J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:27pm

where? I can has

Posted by Chad L. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:26pm

ew ew ew, why? you sick son of bitch!

Posted by Teddy T. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:29pm

call the farm!!! the cows are loose!!!

Posted by Boris T. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:31pm

all of u guys r haters! I would fuck the shit out of them two hoes! don't u know what a BMW is? Black Mans Wish! and it is a dream come true! lmfao! love dem hoes!

Posted by Ryan Y. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:33pm

Get em pregnant right?!

Posted by Sami C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:36pm

Why the fuck would you wish for that??? blegh L2 be liek seal

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Posted by Sami C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:31pm

Shaggy would still hit it

Posted by Ryan Y. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:33pm

Lmao.

Posted by Nathan K. on Nov 26 2009 @ 1:22am

it wasent him though,

Posted by Julie T. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:32pm

ewwwww fat chicks!!!!!

Posted by Dylan P. on Nov 26 2009 @ 10:51am

thank you I agree completely

Posted by Cris A. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:33pm

ugly fat chicks man that's nasty...not something to b proud of sayin u had them in ur bed

Posted by Ryan Y. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:33pm

BBW's*

Posted by Josh D. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:34pm

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Those are a couple of WGNs. White guys nightmare. Im impressed your bed us holding up to that weight though.

Posted by Cris A. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:35pm

even tho fat chicks need love too... they just got to pay!! lol ...family guy....

Posted by Annie H. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:36pm

sea world called. they want their whales back.

Posted by Brian M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:58pm

:-D so much love!

Posted by Annie H. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:05pm

I KNOW HUHHHH

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Posted by Mojito P. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:36pm

fatttttt !!!

Posted by Daylon H. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:36pm

faaat

Posted by Gregory B. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:30pm

bleeding?!?

Posted by Sami C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:37pm

Its always sad when the fatties have little boobs. That's how you know god hates them.

Posted by Mike J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:44pm

hahhah omg ur soo mean.. but yeah and a rly fat chick with flat ass ftl

Posted by Wolfy K. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:46pm

god hates them anyway, he told me.

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Posted by Ismael G. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:38pm

beached whales everyone just caught the herp just looking at this picture

Posted by Ashley R. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:42pm

um ewe?

Posted by Trevor H. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:43pm

I just threw up a lip n my mouth

Posted by Trevor H. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:44pm

lil*.

Posted by Marcus X. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:44pm

maybe fat chick but shit I'd fuck wit dem.. ya I'm gross

Posted by Jessica S. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:45pm

They must not have cost much... Ewwwwy!!! Cheap sex... :/

Posted by Michael P. on Nov 26 2009 @ 2:13am

unfortunately this dumbass probably bought by the pound lol

Posted by Wolfy K. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:45pm

if holes get old, fuck a fold.

Posted by Mike J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:46pm

Justin is shaggy status rite now

Posted by Wolfy K. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:49pm

I told you guys to. never said I follow my own advice

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Posted by Moataz E. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:47pm

she gives me head first like she done dived in it.

Posted by Jay D. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:51pm

oh I hope they can read this. ha ha

Posted by Saul V. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:53pm

check for an adam's apple.

Posted by Jesse W. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:56pm

fatties! gross

Posted by Brian M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 8:57pm

I threw up

Posted by Scott B. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:03pm

cigarette's and Bacon...... mmmm that's all I can think about

Posted by Timothy B. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:06pm

looks like they just finished a huge steak.

Posted by Anthony R. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:17pm

2 tons off fun? it's like having a foursome

Posted by Inna K. on Dec 05 2009 @ 1:49am

haahaha

Posted by Sean W. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:18pm

has anyone noticed that theyre fat???

Posted by Mariam M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:30pm

where?

Posted by Brian M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:58pm

who!?

Posted by Brittney M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:24pm

nope lol

Posted by Anthony D. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:29pm

were the hot slutty chicks devoured by those two hippos?

Posted by Michael S. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:32pm

omg my already small penis just shrivelled up even more

Posted by Jared S. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:40pm

those two bitches are hot I'd fuck the shit out of both of them like no tomorrow! anyone got their numbers? :)

Posted by Jaime W. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:41pm

eww that's fuckin nasty... wouldn't fuck those bitches with a 10' pole...

Posted by Lilly J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:55pm

thank you all for making my lmao reading these these comments!!

Posted by Emily R. on Nov 25 2009 @ 9:58pm

eh.....

Posted by Paul G. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:02pm

one word mooo

Posted by Ash H. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:03pm

yaarrrr!! that's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares!

Posted by Damien F. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:28am

win comment^^^

Posted by Josh F. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:08pm

those are the virgins you get when you blow yourself up.

Posted by Jennie L. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:25pm

Lmao! Totally.

Posted by Mariam M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:49pm

I beg to differ.

Posted by Chrissy P. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:09pm

there is no way in hell would I ever touch that shit.

Posted by Matthew I. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:11pm

chubby chase much?

Posted by Austin W. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:13pm

fat whores

Posted by Mark D. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:17pm

They're both a little plush

Posted by Louie C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:19pm

are they watching a mc donalds commercial?

Posted by Andrew C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:32pm

o that's horrible lol but I laughed with a grin of evil.

Posted by Paolo A. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:23pm

man the motherf*cking harpoons!

Posted by Jennie L. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:24pm

How are they slutty? They're just lying there.

Posted by Nicholas J. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:29pm

slutty fat ugly chicks... I'm suprised you could fit all that on your phone screen.

Posted by Andrew C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:31pm

god help my eyes!

Posted by Michael S. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:32pm

sluts strike again yeeee

Posted by Ryan S. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:36pm

fat chicks are in no way EVER slutty!!! they're just gross when dressed like that!

Posted by Joseph C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:50pm

Fat chicks can't be slutty they don't get it that much....that's why they give blowjobs like they are eating a subway hoagie !!!

Posted by Brandon B. on Nov 25 2009 @ 10:56pm

fail!!!!!

Posted by Juan R. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:01pm

not even my beer can make u fck these fat bitches

Posted by Justin F. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:01pm

cheap hookers........

Posted by Mital P. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:03pm

more like fat chicks on the bed.

Posted by Ferns F. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:15pm

hookers!!!!!

Posted by Johnathon L. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:21pm

FFFFAAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!

Posted by Ashley G. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:25pm

umm, Is that manbearpig?

Posted by Ivan M. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:27pm

they look like $10 whores.

Posted by Brandon C. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:35pm

they are sluts bcuZ they r fat they need to get attention somehow

Posted by Wayne E. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:48pm

the caption left out 'fat and ugly' makin me waste time and makin me throw up a little bit. ugh

Posted by Ryan G. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:52pm

there fucking fat

Posted by Bryan S. on Nov 25 2009 @ 11:58pm

Mmm Mmm. Love me a couple big'uns!

Posted by Jeff M. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:17am

I saw this on animal planet. the only way to get them off the beach is dynamite.

Posted by Jared S. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:24am

lol don't care what ya'all say, either girls on here are fat or they look like a 10 yr old boys, so you can never please anyone on here. they're hot, that's all I gotta say.

Posted by Damien F. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:27am

seriously. I usually call haters when people reply to pics like this... but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by Michelle R. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:35am

OMG!! watch out!!! her legs are gonna eat you!!!

Posted by Eric B. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:37am

so what roll did you fuck first?

Posted by Joshua S. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:46am

slutty chicks or beached whales? definately the ladder... NASTY!!!

Posted by John V. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:48am

mooooooo

Posted by Jerry S. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:55am

poor bed

Posted by Kevin D. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:56am

this is a screen shot from Americas biggest loser. early in the season appearantly.

Posted by Beau C. on Nov 26 2009 @ 1:42am

more like fat chicks on the bed

Posted by Ted R. on Nov 26 2009 @ 2:18am

looks like a weight watchers reunion!!

Posted by Eric P. on Nov 26 2009 @ 2:22am

looks like Jabba the Hut and her slightly smaller sister

Posted by Adam B. on Nov 26 2009 @ 2:30am

if only they were in a pile of mud and not a bed it would be perfect...oinkers!

Posted by Jason C. on Nov 26 2009 @ 2:34am

people who have iPhones should not hang out with bitches like these!!! keep our cred up at least guys!!!

Posted by Michele H. on Nov 26 2009 @ 2:41am

wrong!!

Posted by Michael S. on Nov 26 2009 @ 2:57am

disgustings sluts ... x2 equals = -30 points

Posted by Paul I. on Nov 26 2009 @ 3:03am

too bad they are manatees.

Posted by Thomas L. on Nov 26 2009 @ 3:07am

that's yucky

Posted by Llew B. on Nov 26 2009 @ 3:14am

nasty child on tha bed no photo opp

Posted by Llew B. on Nov 26 2009 @ 3:14am

chicks*

Posted by Chelsey L. on Nov 26 2009 @ 3:37am

eeewwww fat fucks.

Posted by Bronwyn M. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:15am

Fat and fatter, great

Posted by Luis M. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:42am

damn Brownwyn, can I bone you?

Posted by Taylor C. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:15am

fatttttt

Posted by Jason S. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:16am

as long as their in your bed cowboy.

Posted by Justin Z. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:33am

you people are pathetic!! if a girl isn't super skinny then she a "whale" or she's fat you all are what's wrong with our young girls and teens having disorders.

Posted by Justin G. on Nov 30 2009 @ 10:14am

they are fat if a girl is shorter then me and out weighs me by 100 pounds they are FAT

Posted by Kevin C. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:38am

don't be mad were dissing your sister and her fat beaner Justin. you and i both know they look like craigslist "order a hooker like it was pizza" sluts

Posted by Justin Z. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:41am

I didn't say they don't look like slut, b/c they do, I'm just saying I wouldn't call them fat by any stretch of the imagination.

Posted by Bob D. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:41am

who says only cold water causes shrinkage?

Posted by Luis M. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:41am

nasty ass fat hoes

Posted by Ted R. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:51am

bet the girl between her legs is smelling bacon right now!!

Posted by Daniel G. on Nov 26 2009 @ 4:51am

Photoshop SHOULD have been used......alot!!!

Posted by Jeep T. on Nov 26 2009 @ 5:18am

dude this was never a photo opp...sick...

Posted by Brian B. on Nov 26 2009 @ 5:31am

I luv sluts!!!

Posted by Phock M. on Nov 26 2009 @ 5:34am

holy shit! Hippo thighs and a gorilla! they seem to be getting along well... let's not bother them or they may eat us

Posted by Eric D. on Nov 26 2009 @ 6:17am

I believe the weight limit on that bed has been exceeded.....

Posted by Sam W. on Nov 26 2009 @ 6:21am

man the harpoons!

Posted by Keefe B. on Nov 26 2009 @ 8:15am

I would fuck them

Posted by Jared S. on Nov 26 2009 @ 9:06am

these chicks aren't fat, healthy and not annorexic/ bulemic maybe but not fat. lol just cuz they haven't stuck their fingers down their throats since there twelve to accompany the self loathing and low self esteem, doesn't make them fat. should probably go find an ethiopian chick then maybe you can fuck the valleys between her ribs, and her hip bones can slice you open, mmmmm sounds sexy right?

Posted by Chelsey L. on Nov 26 2009 @ 2:03pm

ha no
they're fat.
average is where they're healthy
they excercise and eat RIGHT
not eat everything in SIGHT

Posted by Phock M. on Nov 27 2009 @ 6:08am

they're pretty fat.... when you touch a leg and it goes "Goosh!" and your like "oh shit! where's my hand?" pretty much gives it away... and nothin wrong with fatties I'm just not into that myself.

Posted by Steven M. on Nov 26 2009 @ 11:33am

can you say thick!!

Posted by Timothy '. on Nov 26 2009 @ 12:50pm

majority of y'all are stupid. the one lying down with the colorful dress prob is the juiciest girl many of you will ever see. plus she is Latina. I call dibs.