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(954): Strippers should not work while on there period.
(1-954): Oh my god man...what the fuck? Are you serious????

Posted Oct 11 2009 @ 7:00pm | 86 Comments

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Posted by Joshua J. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:00pm

que the Superbad comments

Posted by Mathias L. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:31pm

^great movie

Posted by Wolfy K. on Oct 12 2009 @ 4:08pm

que? or cue

Posted by Joshua J. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:00pm

hey! 2nd! that guys an asshole^

Posted by Joshua J. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:01pm

3rd....those two are gay for eachother^

Posted by Sophie M. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:12pm

funny ::)

Posted by Sara R. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:18pm

you sir aren't fail at all. :)

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Posted by Joey C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:01pm

she should def pay you!

Posted by Joshua J. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:01pm

4th....anyone here seen multiplicity?

Posted by Angel S. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:18pm

5th? lol

Posted by Patrick C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:34pm

sorry...

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Posted by Joe C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:02pm

that's fuckin nasty...

Posted by Joe C. on Oct 12 2009 @ 3:30am

definitely does not look like that...

Posted by Rebecca C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:03pm

FAKE!!!

Posted by Taylor C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:09pm

rebecca: show us the vag or put it away.

Posted by Mike N. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:15pm

LOL FOR REAL!

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Posted by Joshua J. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:03pm

I think the 1st asshole meant "CUE"
gah fag

Posted by Bz F. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:11pm

I don't know if you are just trying to be funny or if you are so that stupid that you didn't know that we can see all of those comments were by you.

Posted by Max F. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:16pm

he's trying to be funny and I think it kinda worked. your an asshole

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Posted by Matthew W. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:03pm

umm... idk what I would even do

Posted by Taylor C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:03pm

there's a lil invention called a pad/tampon
sick nasty stripper

Posted by Igor P. on Oct 11 2009 @ 9:17pm

lmao.. have you ever thought how big her underwear needs to be to cover the pad?(I ain't paying to watch a stripper in anything but a very small gstring or naked!) and as for the tampon... well let's just say that the little white wire coming out of her vag would be more entertaining than her.. and quite disturbing!

Posted by Kyle S. on Oct 11 2009 @ 9:22pm

my last gf was a stripper. when they work on thier period they just cut the string off.

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Posted by Kaylin B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:05pm

that's just gross!

Posted by Phil P. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:05pm

that's nasty.

Posted by Anthony M. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:05pm

wow rebecca. nice picture

Posted by Patrick C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:36pm

thanks

Posted by Tara V. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:52pm

no wonder she's a jerk all the time. she pmses like a mofo

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Posted by Lee H. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:08pm

wheres the bathroom? i need to wash this merlot of my pants

Posted by Krycztee B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:12pm

god I hope that's fake

Posted by Sophie M. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:13pm

superbad status! hahah best movie everr. this is funny but the photo isn't too reliable..

Posted by Shelbyy D. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:16pm

Ew. That's gross.

Posted by Angelica F. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:16pm

and you thought she was getting wet! gnr

Posted by Helena B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:18pm

ughhh that's disgusting and sucks for that guy

Posted by Kim B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:19pm

that's what u get for paying for a lap dance lol

Posted by Allan B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:22pm

lol I hope it was free

Posted by Kim B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 8:24pm

it should have been but prob not...it's usually dark in strip clubs so no one knew lol. that sucks and is totally gross! but it coulda been worse lol

Posted by Allan B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:06pm

lol "is that a Hershey stain WTF it's doodoo!"

Posted by Angel S. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:21pm

totally grossed me out *gags*

Posted by Angel S. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:22pm

man, how embarassing must that have been for the stripper?

Posted by Steve S. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:43pm

what makes you think this was her 1st time at work on her period... some chicks just don't give a damn. Many higher end clubs would tell a stripper to stay home while spotting/flowing for just this reason- other trashier establishments let this happen...

Posted by Joshua J. on Oct 12 2009 @ 1:48am

strip club contessour....how the hell do you spell that ^^^
haha

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Posted by Jhonnatan A. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:24pm

blood never hurt nobody lololol

Posted by Krycztee B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:28pm

ummm I wouldn't want some strangers blood on me cause I'm pretty sure it has hurt a few people

Posted by Nick R. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:37pm

can you say AIDS lol

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Posted by Amanda B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:28pm

mmmm don't you wish the 1 foot law was in effect in this case! strippers must stay one foot from you, or the three second law, they can sit on your lap for three seconds!

Posted by Kim B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 8:25pm

if u pay for it they get free range

Posted by Allan B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:08pm

Them private rooms is hardcore depending where you are.

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Posted by Matthew G. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:28pm

Haha, that's what the ass gets tho for hanging in the strip club. He's lucky that's the only thing he got.

Posted by Sara R. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:28pm

this is probably the same stripper that was crying and giving speeches.
mood swings are a bitch.

Posted by Chelsea K. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:28pm

there's these things called tampons.... maybe that stripper should invest in some with all the money she makes by giving out bloody lap dances! :/

Posted by Dave L. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:33pm

strippers spend their money on drugs tho...

Posted by Bruce F. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:38pm

maybe she's so wide down there, tampon fell off
jk

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Posted by Brad N. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:39pm

that girl was nasty as fuck

Posted by David C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:41pm

ah! lucky!

Posted by John D. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:41pm

bleach.

Posted by Elliot L. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:47pm

u need to burn those jeans. don't even try washing them or throwing them away. burn them and scream at the moon for your loss

Posted by Anthony '. on Oct 11 2009 @ 7:47pm

did somebody fucking period on my leg? oh ugh god

Posted by Adam O. on Oct 11 2009 @ 8:08pm

that's fuckin nasty!

Posted by Louie C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 8:44pm

PERIOD BLOOD!!!!!

Posted by Jason J. on Oct 11 2009 @ 8:57pm

that's not blood. it's fake tan spray. had that same shit happen to me one time. my jeans were all tan and shit after a dance

Posted by Angel S. on Oct 11 2009 @ 9:22pm

Now that makes sense...... especially with how wide of an area :)

Posted by Tara V. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:11pm

that does make sense.

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Posted by Stephyy C. on Oct 11 2009 @ 9:00pm

I don't think the stripper knows that she was on her period. she probably just got it. I really hope no stripper would purposely work while they're on it. that's disgusting.

Posted by Patricia H. on Oct 11 2009 @ 9:19pm

really ppl it's makeup look a little harder

Posted by Eddie I. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:40pm

make up on her ass?

Posted by Allan B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:08pm

lol it's like lo budget airbrush

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Posted by Jerry G. on Oct 11 2009 @ 9:24pm

grouse.....

Posted by Sarah O. on Oct 11 2009 @ 9:39pm

eewy.

Posted by Jennie L. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:10pm

Ewwww gross!

Posted by Jose S. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:20pm

I've had that happen to me too!

Posted by Jared W. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:36pm

why the hell would u wear jeans to a strip club. anyway? lil constricting i would think

Posted by Tara V. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:40pm

what else would you wear? a speedo?

Posted by Sarah O. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:41pm

haha, perhaps a banana hammock?(;

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Posted by Eddie I. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:39pm

boys and girls it real.

Posted by Taylor W. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:47pm

that doesn't look like blood..

Posted by Miranda H. on Oct 11 2009 @ 10:55pm

it's the stuff that rubbed off after she got a spray on tan.

Posted by Juliette F. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:03pm

Lmfaooo. Yeah this reminds me of superbad.

Posted by Allan B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:17pm

ghats where this idea came from.

Posted by Allan B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:18pm

that's* why your os sucks phone.

Posted by Nikki M. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:08pm

that is sick

Posted by Robin T. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:32pm

YDI for paying someone to wiggle on your lap

Posted by Robin T. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:33pm

wrong app. sorry

Posted by John D. on Oct 11 2009 @ 11:42pm

either stripper blood or u r the one who roofied that girl a few pics back. date rape anyone?

Posted by Monica P. on Oct 12 2009 @ 12:08am

omg that's fuckin gross

Posted by Jason J. on Oct 12 2009 @ 2:37am

it's just spray tan! nothin to be worried about

Posted by Josh M. on Oct 12 2009 @ 1:13am

i call bullshit. but if its real you shoulda beat that bitch up.

Posted by Nick C. on Oct 12 2009 @ 1:15am

Superbad much?

Posted by Zavion E. on Oct 12 2009 @ 1:18am

hell naw wat klub u b at?lol

Posted by Kaitlyn K. on Oct 12 2009 @ 1:24am

super badddddd haha!

Posted by Kaitlyn K. on Oct 12 2009 @ 1:25am

can someone tell me if this shows my last name too cuz I can see it but can everyone else view it too??

Posted by Megan V. on Oct 12 2009 @ 1:38am

no I can only see the initial. it does that when I post too at first but I think only the poster can see it? in a little while all you'll see is the initial too

Posted by Kaitlyn K. on Oct 12 2009 @ 1:43am

ok thnks lol yah Now it's just a k

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