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(281): FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!!

Posted Oct 09 2009 @ 3:45am | 186 Comments

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Posted by Chris G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:45am

haha Houston!!

Posted by Chris G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:01am

why is it orange? wtf

Posted by Emily R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:02am

wat? ?

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Posted by Ryan B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:45am

haha i wanna be first for once!!

Posted by Eric C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:45am

oh fuck!!!!!! >:0

Posted by Jesse B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:45am

nasty...

Posted by Matthew J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:46am

ya that's gross

Posted by Kendra M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:46am

haha ewwwww

Posted by Gerard G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:46am

her dad must hate her

Posted by Michelle R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 1:41pm

or be very proud...

Posted by Gerard G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:46am

wait.. omg is that... SAMI!!!!!!!!

Posted by Nikki F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:50am

haha she's gonna hate u for saying that ;)

Posted by Gerard G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:51am

she had it comin

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Posted by Eric C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:47am

Houston represnt

Posted by Ali S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:47am

ugh nasty.

Posted by Teddy T. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:47am

that is disgusting!

Posted by Leah P. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:49am

awww! ): she passed out in her own puke! gross but sadddd

Posted by Jeff V. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:20am

hey beautiful...

Posted by Sami C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:00am

weirrrdddd

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Posted by Nick T. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:50am

nothing like ha

Posted by Gerard G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:51am

what could she have eaten to make that festive looking pile?

Posted by Haley V. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:00am

one can only imagine lol

Posted by Nikki M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:02am

tell me why I just used the zoom function trying to figure out what she did eat lol

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Posted by Nick T. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:51am

nothing like haveing that fresh puke smell on your couch........ foreva

Posted by John M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:07am

yep, never getting that smell out

Posted by Sara R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:52am

aw that's terrible. :c

Posted by Chrissy P. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:53am

that is so sick.

Posted by Fahd K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:53am

it's ok, the puke pretty much blends in with the couch

Posted by Sara R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:01am

I think it's an improvement.

Posted by John M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:13am

it definitely matches, ya think she planned that out?

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Posted by Devin W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:53am

I hope that's her couch

Posted by Bruce F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:54am

FUCK.

Posted by Jason C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:54am

that couch looks like a hotel bed comforter

Posted by Matt D. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:54am

Show me potato salad!

Posted by John M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:08am

ding ding ding.....potato salad is the number 2 answer, would you like to pass or play?

Posted by Matt J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:42am

ha. the comment is from family guy. when Peter is right about the world ending. and they are trying to make it to the twinky factory

Posted by Marvin G. on Oct 11 2009 @ 8:12am

hahaha yeah! I luv family guy!

Posted by Lacie W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:55am

wow.. fuck her life

Posted by Chelsea K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:55am

aww that's sad, but the couch is ugly anyways. haha

Posted by Fahd K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:56am

^so true.

Posted by Kuang T. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:24am

just like you chelsea

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Posted by Fahd K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:55am

funny Dave chapelle reference tho I give ten points, take away nine for ralphing (ya I'm bringing it back bitches!) on the couch

Posted by Stephanie W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:56am

siiiiiiiiick!

Posted by Alissa L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:59am

fuuuuuuuck I did NOT need to see that

Posted by Haley F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:59am

that's disgusting!!!!

Posted by Kyle F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:59am

yummy

Posted by Nikki M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:59am

GROSS!!!

Posted by Michelle T. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:00am

burn that couch immediately

Posted by Nikki M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:01am

she's hot! I'd stick it in her butt!

Posted by Mike J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:03am

stick what?

Posted by Gerard G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:04am

obviously a time machine

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Posted by Larry C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:01am

emmmmmm id soooo tap that!!!

Posted by Dave L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:27am

she's passed out - make it quick

Posted by Larry C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:46am

already did haha

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Posted by Clayton E. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:02am

this just lightened up my o so shitty day. thank you twi.

Posted by Kelsey J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:02am

hahahaha lol. that's sick! I hope she at least had a fun night. and that she's at a house where she's comfortable enough to shower the next morning.

Posted by Dennis W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 7:18am

hah. that was cute.

Posted by Brittney M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:02am

ewww time for a new couch lmao

Posted by Stephanie M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:05am

at least that's a really ugly couch.

Posted by Bryan B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:24am

agreed I think it's an improvement actully

Posted by Stephanie M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:40am

it's more than that. now they have a reason to get rid of it!

Posted by Jennifer B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:06am

Wow! She had to be really fucked up to puke and just lay there in it. I would have at least rolled over!

Posted by Ricky J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:11am

I'm hungry now

Posted by Ed M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:12am

whoaaaaa that's gross

Posted by Noel R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:12am

i just died from the fat chick pic on the other twi msg, nao this? omfg gross.

Posted by Brittany R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:13am

jesus thats a ton of puke!

Posted by Nelson A. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:14am

ladies, I always 68.

Posted by Zack B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:14am

all you would need is a nice spoon and you got yourself. free meal and drinks all
in one win win

Posted by Jeff B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:18am

yeah give this to the guy that dropped his food... problem solved

Posted by Zack B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:21am

ha like killing two birds with one arrow he gets a free meal and they get a clean couch

Posted by Jeff B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:26am

that was my thought

Posted by Ashley S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:15am

Bad night for sure!

Posted by Jeff B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:17am

this is fake

Posted by Courtney S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:17am

that's sick and what's sicker is the person who took it!! yuck!

Posted by Josh B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:18am

that's hot lol

Posted by Leah P. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:18am

how's it fake?

Posted by Paige E. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:19am

ewwww thts disgusting

Posted by Kevin L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:19am

I posted this. certainly not fake.

Posted by Mike J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:56am

nice dude

Posted by Rob C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:12pm

u have one fucked up couch homie

Posted by Kevin L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 9:03pm

not my couch. it was at another homeboys party.

Posted by Alejandro S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:20am

hahaha ewwwwww!!!!!!

Posted by Janelle B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:20am

this isssss soooo grosssss !

Posted by Angel S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:20am

can we say "alcohol poisoning" lol

Posted by Jeff B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:20am

nobody gets drunk and pukes

Posted by Adam O. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:32am

your mom does

Posted by Jeff B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:33am

that's real mature you little prick my mom is dead

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Posted by Raiana W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:22am

that's fucking nasty

Posted by Aaron M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:23am

make sure she don't disrespect like that again!

Posted by Brandon R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:25am

I think I see some of her pride in that pile..

Posted by Sarah K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:52am

Yep.. some little red chunks of dignity..

Posted by John H. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:25am

That's one classy bitch.

Posted by Adam O. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:27am

that's fuckin nasty as shit

Posted by Bruce F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:28am

total lightweight

Posted by Kerry M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:28am

pretty sure I'd throw up if I was looking at that couch too

Posted by Dave L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:29am

is she trying to put it back in her mouth or looking for her contact?

Posted by Rich M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:30am

thats fuckn awesome, she is my idol

Posted by Damien F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:34am

oher than the fact that more of us than care to admit have been there? what 6 morons voted GREAT NIGHT?

Posted by Damian C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:36am

haha it's in the shape of the U.S.

Posted by Bruce F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:43am

rofl yes!

Posted by Biz V. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:40am

sick.

Posted by Victoria W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:42am

I'm a sympathetic puker. I'd puke if this happened in front of me!!

Posted by Jeff B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:44am

I can see it I just can't handle the smell

Posted by Victoria W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:54am

See I'm in the same boat but I can lose it if the person is "loud" while they hurl! Ugh!!

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Posted by Nelson A. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:43am

I'm going to queef on your eye while you're asleep.

Posted by Matt S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 8:11am

hahhahaahhahahaha

Posted by Piyasha P. on Oct 10 2009 @ 12:29pm

LOL hahaha!

Posted by Michael K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:49am

yuck!!! who would post this u sick fuck

Posted by James L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:49am

faillll

Posted by Daylon H. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:51am

poor girl... I think I know her...

Posted by Lance H. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:59am

it would be awesome to know her, blackmail for life

Posted by Hristo K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:54am

damn this bitch is dead

Posted by Shelby C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:55am

gnar!

Posted by Rachael B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:56am

when you throw it all up you waste it D:

Posted by Matt H. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:57am

haha awesome

Posted by Lance H. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:59am

so sick

Posted by James B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:03am

she's a keeper!

Posted by Eddie G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:06am

holy shit!!!!

Posted by Dustin S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:10am

that's about how I feel about Houston too

Posted by Stephanie G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:16am

me too

Posted by Monica P. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:14am

ewww.......

Posted by Stephanie G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:15am

nice!

Posted by Danny C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:18am

ewww and scary.

Posted by Zach L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:18am

the puke right next to her makes her face look pretty

Posted by Jake B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:19am

that sux for whoever's couch that is!!!! and who has to clean it up!!!!

Posted by Robert Q. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:42am

dammmm lol

Posted by Anna T. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:44am

omg this poor girl probably has alcohol poisoning.

Posted by Dennis W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:33am

you think?

Posted by Matt J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:45am

yo random girl that's a good puke but the child from the exorcist had one of the best pukes of all time

Posted by Sara R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 7:38pm

haha awesome

Posted by Paul G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:55am

she would be cleaning it up. and she still had her top on so I guess she's not a slut or a whole or a skank guess her daddy loved her blah blah blah

Posted by Zubair M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:58am

This should be the poster ad for cambell chicken soup. "So good, you'll wish you could wake up to it!"

Posted by Tracy G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:22pm

mmmm mmmm good!! hahaha

Posted by Bruce F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:58am

seriously, they need to make one of the people here that stay awake all/most of the night a moderator to keep this shit going.

Posted by Rachael B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:03am

agreed.

Posted by Kellie H. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:04am

lol this would be someone from Houston!!! we kno how to party!!!

Posted by Joe P. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:05am

that'll blend in real nice with that ugly ass couch

Posted by Aaron S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:11am

she is gonna wake up with the worst taste/smell/feeling ever

Posted by Tyler B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:15am

looks like she puked the united states of america.

Posted by Sean J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:28am

cocaines a hell of a drug

Posted by Dennis W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:32am

wow! I just ate curry that looked exactly like that! whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa.freaky!

Posted by Joseph A. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:40am

thats fuckin gross

Posted by Lance J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:51am

I'm never lettin a wasted chick deepthroat my dong after seein this shyt!

Posted by Sam I. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:55am

so sick..

Posted by Andrew K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:56am

haahahaha so wrecked.

Posted by Belinda W. on Oct 09 2009 @ 7:10am

what a whimp!!! she can't even handle a little roofies and vodka... LOOOOSER!! lol ?

Posted by Nelson A. on Oct 09 2009 @ 7:28am

she probably smoked them marjuanas and did them cocaines and then drank those alcohols.

Posted by Brenders K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 7:38am

dude, fucking sick.

Posted by Miya J. on Oct 09 2009 @ 7:47am

that's so fucking nasty

Posted by Jun M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 7:47am

looks like someone had pizza for dinner. mmmmmm... pizza

Posted by Jeremy B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 7:52am

wow I can smell that....

Posted by Barry B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 8:16am

that's an ugly couch

Posted by Amanda F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 8:46am

I'm actually quite disgusted.

Posted by John M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 9:42am

cool pic, I like that it's all black and white except for the thing in your hair

Posted by Stephanie A. on Oct 09 2009 @ 9:07am

ewww =/

Posted by Estevan L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 9:14am

haha... can imagine the smell

Posted by Paul G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:00am

dinner anyone ?

Posted by Mackenzie F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:02am

son of a bitch.

Posted by Sean S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:13am

best text and pic EVER!!!!

Posted by Zakiya P. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:35am

I shoulda never gave you niggas money!!!!-Dave chappel

Posted by Greg N. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:35am

Rebecca!!! I told you not to shove all five of those cocks down your throat at the same time.

Posted by Nikki F. on Oct 09 2009 @ 11:07am

hahaha she's such a cunt

Posted by Rob C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:13pm

pwned!

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Posted by Patrick G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:45am

its fucked up cause last sat. night i went through something similar. a friend threw up all over my hallway, toilet, sink and bathroom door. it sucks cleaning up someone elses shit when your drunk as hell

Posted by Austin B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 11:18am

aaaaaahahahaha that's here in Houston. I'd like to laugh in her face!

Posted by Daylon H. on Feb 09 2010 @ 5:20am

Dude I know this girl, she goes to my school. She's crunk as hell and parties hard. I asked if this was her and she blushed like crazy. I got to laugh in her face xD

Posted by Alex L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 11:37am

bonerkill

Posted by Steven M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 1:32pm

nasty

Posted by Timberlee B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 2:16pm

ew...

Posted by Rich Q. on Oct 09 2009 @ 2:49pm

Maybe it was the sight of that couch that made her puke?

Posted by . on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:03pm

that is the most disgusting this I have ever seen on here!

Posted by Samm C. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:09pm

Fucking Disgusting.
These Are The Girls That Ruin The Party And Cant Control Their Alcohol. Nobody Wants To Play Babysitter

Posted by Vinnie M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:18pm

shit these r the girls that blow the party up!!!! a party wit out a drunk pukin chick ain't a party!!

Posted by Ra'Tez E. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:23pm

ok so u think it's ok to say nigga???

Posted by Vinnie M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:27pm

el I feel you! but it's alot of ignorace out there so let it roll off

Posted by Jason K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:36pm

Buy another on ya rich motherfukka!!

Posted by Chris G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 3:43pm

fucking disgusting! ?

Posted by Christina B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:07pm

at least she slept face down, don't wanna go out like Jimi did.

Posted by Ashley G. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:33pm

i think that's a hotel couch. look at the UGLY pattern. ya, def a hotel couch.

Posted by Debie R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 4:41pm

at least they have her on her side.

Posted by Donovan K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:40pm

WTF? Did she eat a pumpkin?

Posted by Josh D. on Oct 09 2009 @ 5:53pm

oh man..

Posted by Mikel L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:23pm

woot houston

Posted by Catherine R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 6:35pm

wow talk about gettin uber shit faced that sucks!!!

Posted by Allie A. on Oct 09 2009 @ 7:09pm

that is soooooo sick!

Posted by Steven M. on Oct 09 2009 @ 8:24pm

Houston puking not the first won't be the last... she will hate life when she wakes up

Posted by Sugar S. on Oct 09 2009 @ 8:32pm

htown says hilarious

Posted by Adrian R. on Oct 09 2009 @ 8:45pm

burn!!

Posted by Daniel N. on Oct 09 2009 @ 8:56pm

she could have at least used it for a pillow

Posted by George B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 9:06pm

nastyyy

Posted by Courtney K. on Oct 09 2009 @ 9:21pm

I'm a sympathy puker, this made my stomach turn..

Posted by Madison L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 11:08pm

same here. I have a phobia with it. when ever I see it I start crying

Posted by Kirk P. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:45pm

she was just making room for 4th meal.. taco bell is open late !!

Posted by Jeff B. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:53pm

hahahaha that was great

Posted by Bill L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:55pm

'i remember my first beer!'

Posted by Chesney L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 10:58pm

ewww!

Posted by Madison L. on Oct 09 2009 @ 11:07pm

ya so I wasn't in the middle of eating breakfast or anything when I saw this.

Posted by Brad N. on Oct 09 2009 @ 11:46pm

bitch dirty as fuck

Posted by Kenny M. on Oct 10 2009 @ 12:13am

Fuckin. grody.

Posted by Alicia M. on Oct 10 2009 @ 12:42am

that's fucking gross

Posted by Griffin L. on Oct 10 2009 @ 3:28am

yummy...

Posted by Benny M. on Oct 10 2009 @ 4:09am

Oh damn.

Posted by Theo V. on Oct 10 2009 @ 7:16am

oh my god that's fucking sweet.

Posted by Rose N. on Oct 10 2009 @ 12:03pm

That's fucking repulsive!

Posted by Eric P. on Oct 10 2009 @ 7:52pm

I bet that smells just wonderful...... nasty

Posted by Patricia H. on Oct 10 2009 @ 10:53pm

that's just nasty u know that house and couch smelled for days

Posted by Jacob M. on Oct 11 2009 @ 2:43am

kinda in the shape of a cat neat...

Posted by Ketty T. on Oct 11 2009 @ 5:11am

LMMFAO!!! at the text. :-( at the person's couch.

Posted by Arnold R. on Oct 11 2009 @ 5:13am

damn that's gross

Posted by R.j. O. on Oct 11 2009 @ 8:57am

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha....oh god

Posted by ζκαψπ Î. on Oct 11 2009 @ 4:57pm

shiit maan

Posted by Brad B. on Oct 11 2009 @ 4:59pm

buy another one you rich motha fucka!!!!! lmao ftw!

Posted by Phock M. on Oct 12 2009 @ 1:35am

that's attractive. I'd tap that

Posted by Logan C. on Oct 12 2009 @ 3:59am

haha epic fail !

Posted by Jasmin M. on Oct 12 2009 @ 11:32am

Poor chick, one wrong move and she will wake up with puke dreads... that's gonna be hell to clean up.

Posted by Victoria A. on Oct 13 2009 @ 3:33am

ugh that is disgusting!

Posted by Rodney V. on Oct 13 2009 @ 1:06pm

nasty

Posted by Stringer B. on Nov 24 2009 @ 4:57pm

that's hot

Posted by Kace H. on Dec 07 2009 @ 6:12am

I think I'm the only person that notices that it's not throw up it's the insides of a pumpkin (: Nice yry

Posted by Robert J. on Dec 09 2009 @ 5:32am

Lol, it's totally throw up. You're an idiot.

Posted by Rico-Sanchez N. on Dec 13 2009 @ 4:27pm

Ya you're an idiot

Posted by Rob B. on May 30 2010 @ 4:54pm

No, that's vomit. ;)

Posted by Peter V. on Dec 17 2009 @ 10:05pm

Holy shit

Posted by Steven V. on Jan 10 2010 @ 6:30am

OMG!!!! Hahaha

Posted by Darold J. on Jan 27 2010 @ 9:59pm

Chew it back u can hold it

Posted by Azsher R. on Jan 28 2010 @ 7:24am

let her clean that! o_o

Posted by Dustin G. on Mar 12 2010 @ 8:51pm

Uhhhh no that's deffinately vomit lol

Posted by Ashley F. on Dec 21 2010 @ 12:19pm

Nice Houston, real nice. Way to make Texas beautiful.

Posted by Kolton P. on Sep 27 2011 @ 8:35am

People of my hometown these days.