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(419): Remember how we were talking about the kind of girl that would let guys take provocative pictures of her? And you said they didn't exist? I told you Tanya wouldn't mind.

Posted Sep 30 2009 @ 7:15pm | 118 Comments

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Posted by Chris D. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:17pm

hell yeah slap tht bitch! :p

Posted by Carlos V. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:17pm

(1st) and damn !! i would tap that ass all night !!

Posted by Adam Z. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:11pm

people gotta stop saying first.... you're second anyway... I agree with ur comment though

Posted by Luke W. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:43pm

fail on the first thing lol

Posted by Josh W. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:53pm

I bet you would
Internet queer, good luck finding her.
and on fail on the first thing

Posted by David W. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:18pm

dear god...

Posted by Julio C. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:19pm

dsaaaamn

Posted by Andres V. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:20pm

damn I love this app lol

Posted by Andrew B. on Oct 01 2009 @ 12:01am

it's soo great

Posted by Chris N. on Oct 01 2009 @ 1:42am

FML blows.. TWI ROCKS!!!

Posted by Allan B. on Oct 03 2009 @ 6:26am

agreed

Posted by Jeff J. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:22pm

she probly let him take this pic for him and now he's sharing it with the world what a dick and if she let him take it to share then she's a whore and she has no ass and no tits really ugly

Posted by David W. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:25pm

yeah she's ugly... I'm betting 20 to 1 your girlfriend is a porker!

Posted by Mike W. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:30pm

you must be the biggest doucher ever. and gay.

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Posted by Mariam M. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:23pm

aye pervs, instead of drooling over jail bait, watch porn. keep a little dignity, for your own sake

Posted by Gellert H. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:45pm

jailbait??? she looked to be in her early 20s. impossible to tell though. cuz I've hit on chicks who looked 20 -21 and they were 29.

Posted by Ross R. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:49pm

that could rhyme

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Posted by Cody V. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:28pm

Best app ever.

Posted by Daniel E. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:30pm

jeff is high or his iPhone doesn't show the picture properly b/c wow def a 1* on the simple scale...
simple scale:
* 1= will fuck
0 = no fucking way

Posted by Luis E. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:14pm

she got 5 with me on your scale

Posted by David W. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:38pm

that's a simple variation of my friends scale...
1. would fuck sober
2. would fuck drunk
I like my friends better...

Posted by Josh B. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:30pm

damn! gimme that!

Posted by Jordan W. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:32am

ok dude I love your profile picture.

Posted by Ashley B. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:34pm

damn this picture looks so fake. yall are special.

Posted by Ivania M. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:17pm

thank you

Posted by Dave L. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:25pm

agreed. but doesn't change the hotness of the picture. not so much her but just the situation.

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Posted by Artur G. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:36pm

sweet Jesus!

Posted by Mike N. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:44pm

I'd bang her like a screen door in a wind storm! 3 times!

Posted by John Q. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:44pm

lol best app ever

Posted by Altan J. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:47pm

like a boss!!!!!!!

Posted by Rob S. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:49pm

you know what they say, it's like squaring numbers, if it's under 13 just do it in your head haha

Posted by Andrea G. on Oct 02 2009 @ 7:45am

ahah that's a good one XD

Posted by Allison H. on Oct 04 2009 @ 11:40pm

lol this actually made me snort XD

Posted by Kenny L. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:55pm

twi all the way!!!!

Posted by Jared D. on Sep 30 2009 @ 7:58pm

there is a god

Posted by Louie C. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:01pm

I'll wax that ass! I'll wax that ass! good lord I'll wax that ass!!!

Posted by Michael G. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:01pm

rat face

Posted by Dennis B. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:02pm

her ass isn't even that nice. I'd break her in half if I was to hit that

Posted by Carlos F. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:04pm

woooow tanya u have a big oh asa....

Posted by Joseph M. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:08pm

she not the greatest thing in the world but she def not bad at all. good looking girl overall

Posted by Erin L. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:29pm

the people hating on her are just jealous. She is GORGEOUS! I'd do her any day of the week, and I'm a girl! Tanya, want to play with another blonde? hahah.

Posted by Jorge C. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:43am

I wanna play with a blonde ;)

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:39am

I'd play with both of you!!!

Posted by Chris K. on Oct 01 2009 @ 7:36am

yea I agree. I want to play with two blondes

Posted by Seth L. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:40pm

Man! Your future husband is gonna be proud of you.... I bet your parents are pumped. ?

Posted by Graham M. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:42pm

just posting pictures the found online

Posted by Jon C. on Sep 30 2009 @ 8:48pm

looks like a terrible Photoshop job to me u guys r mad retarded

Posted by Eric O. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:09pm

no tits but not a bad ass..

Posted by Dylan P. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:22pm

hard to tell... nothing in front of her and she doesn't have a visible shadow... could b in front and lighting could b coming from sides cause u can't see floor... the hand print makes it believeable to me

Posted by Karly S. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:22pm

lol it's not fake, look closely and you can see the handprint on the wall from whatever she greased her ass with ;)

Posted by Isis E. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:29pm

haha I thought I was the only one that noticed the greasy ass...

Posted by Daniel D. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:25pm

lmfao! Stupid Chick!

Posted by Steph L. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:40pm

wow can't say too much except damn that boys lucky

Posted by Manuel M. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:44pm

I need friends like this

Posted by Mike N. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:50pm

looks like a fail cutout

Posted by Mike N. on Sep 30 2009 @ 9:52pm

look at th fail cutjob on her legs. whoever cut this outta a magazine sucks

Posted by Max F. on Oct 05 2009 @ 3:28am

youre a dumbass

Posted by Scott H. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:00pm

I agree it's a fake but it's fucking hot

Posted by Dave L. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:26pm

agreed

Posted by Kern M. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:13pm

aw yeah aw yeah!

Posted by Landon S. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:27pm

not saying the picture is fake. but you can see pics like this on craigslist ads abd sec search websites. I don't think the guy took the pic.

Posted by Nikki M. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:59am

most of those pictures are stolen. I've found my pictures on craigslist hooker ads lmao seriously. and I promise I didn't post the ads haha

Posted by Jewelz M. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:30pm

classy

Posted by Hector R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:58am

Vegas.... huh?

Posted by Donny C. on Oct 01 2009 @ 8:02pm

assy or classy? lol

Posted by David C. on Oct 07 2009 @ 8:06am

nice costume

Posted by Jamie D. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:41pm

my lesbian girlfriend just took my phone to the bathroom for 10 minutes. I think she needed to inload the gun. I love her so much.

Posted by Ferns F. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:52pm

yes her ass isn't THE best on earth but it sure looks AMAZING in a g-string. wow

Posted by Thao T. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:55pm

nice ass!! anyone notice the baby pic on the wall?

Posted by Alaina B. on Sep 30 2009 @ 10:57pm

I hope you guys realize this is just
some slut taking a picture of herself
and then submitting it acting like
someone else, because due to her
low self esteem she needs to see all
the comments you lameasses post
cause you can't get any. hahahahahaha(:

Posted by Sarah M. on Oct 01 2009 @ 12:56am

true that.

Posted by Skylar R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 1:18am

you're jealous... haha, we know it's fake, but it's still fun to look.

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Posted by Tom D. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:13pm

it kinda looks photoshopped.

Posted by Cody R. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:19pm

Damn man

Posted by Henry L. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:28pm

8===D~~~ {()} that is all.

Posted by David V. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:30pm

if ur girlfriend is lesbian then how are u dating her
its called bisexual dipshit

Posted by Mitch R. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:30pm

oohwah i would love too... watch tv with her?

Posted by Haven K. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:36pm

I thought this was called texting while intoxicated not rate my whore.com

Posted by Jewelz M. on Oct 01 2009 @ 2:07am

haha. So true

Posted by Nelson K. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:25am

LOOOL @ratemywhore.com

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Posted by A.j. '. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:38pm

tear it uppp

Posted by Miguel P. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:38pm

fake it's a cut out!!!

Posted by Annuh R. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:51pm

puta sucia

Posted by Henry L. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:53pm

8====D~~~ {()} that is all.

Posted by Ashley B. on Sep 30 2009 @ 11:56pm

this is deff why girls get called sluts and guys are so fucking ignorant

Posted by Ashley S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 12:21am

how trashy of her !

Posted by Marie R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 12:36am

while she is an attractive girl, she will probably regret having this picture taken one day.

Posted by Kevin B. on Oct 01 2009 @ 12:47am

The drawers come from Ikea.

Posted by Sarah M. on Oct 01 2009 @ 4:30am

I knew they looked familar, I love that store

Posted by Axel A. on Oct 01 2009 @ 12:58am

Nice!!!

Posted by Rafael N. on Oct 01 2009 @ 1:18am

mighty fine ass!!!

Posted by Kasey R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 1:49am

like a boss

Posted by Michael D. on Oct 01 2009 @ 1:49am

SMOKIN'!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Jewelz M. on Oct 01 2009 @ 2:06am

wow, that is one shiny ass

Posted by Zaid W. on Oct 01 2009 @ 2:47am

haha what's with the tiny pictures on the wall

Posted by Debra A. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:52am

I'm glad someone else noticed that besides me.

Posted by Jeff J. on Oct 01 2009 @ 2:59am

u guys ur fukn queer 1. tht is my son and 2. my wife has a way better ass then tht and 3. just becuz I'm not some retard jerk off guy (which is every guy) tht drools over dumb sluts doesn't make me gay sry i hv morals

Posted by Richard O. on Oct 01 2009 @ 4:23am

ok 1. how in the heck did you get wife? 2. if you have a wife, she maybe has a big ass if you sucked out all the fat ad celulite in her legs 3. you said your not a jerkoff guy. amd than you said every guy is. so.... are you like not everyone. 4. why would you write on your baby. some body call child protective services on this creepr.

Posted by Dallas A. on Oct 01 2009 @ 4:26am

I'm pretty sure you posted this somewhere else too. chill pill. take it.

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Posted by Sami C. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:00am

"hi my name is sluter mcslutterson and I let guys take pictures of me to post on anonymous apps because daddy didn't love me so now I'm starved for attention.
see, I can say that cuz I have a nicer ass than she does.

Posted by Stefano G. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:25am

damn girl your rollin in the "i can critize skanks because im hotter than them" comments today aren't you? don't be mean, they have enough problems :/

Posted by Nelson K. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:26am

lol ...

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Posted by Heeral D. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:17am

haha this is the kinda shit that gets dudes face to face with chris hanson on to catch a preditor

Posted by Nelson K. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:27am

Is it just me, or does this picture look photoshopped?

Posted by Ellen L. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:34am

I feel kind of bad for her , because I doubt she wanted this to be posted on the Internet and that she probably gave it to the guy only, and since he's a jerk he just ups and posts it on twi. it must suck to read about how ugly slutty and skanky she is, posted by viewers. such a hit on her self esteem.
btw I don't think she's ugly at all. don't hate. (:

Posted by Stefano G. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:38am

good point :) I agree

Posted by Ellen L. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:41am

:)
haha good. I wish more people stuck up for her , instead of just assuming the worst of her .. I don't understand why people only see the worst parts of other people these days.

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Posted by Nikki M. on Oct 01 2009 @ 3:55am

nice legs!

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:39am

nice rack!!!

Posted by Joseph A. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:48am

Nikki u r gorgeous/beautiful

Posted by David C. on Oct 03 2009 @ 2:52pm

hi Nikki how r u u must get tired of guys hittin on u all the time to pics that aren't really yours

Posted by Paige E. on Oct 01 2009 @ 4:48am

her ass is really oily

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Luc S. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:06am

This is completely fake. it looks like a cutout.

Posted by Mad R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:41am

for sure! still would pee in her butt))))

Posted by Will W. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:37am

and I jizzed in my pants. MAD TV

Posted by Will W. on Oct 01 2009 @ 5:39am

damn girl, did you grow up on a farm? because you sure know how to raise cocks!

Posted by Kevin C. on Oct 01 2009 @ 6:26am

yeah, she's hot...but why is her ass greasy and shiny?! WTF

Posted by Duston D. on Oct 01 2009 @ 10:39am

I would tap her until she was dry

Posted by David C. on Oct 01 2009 @ 10:45am

she has a great ass but not so much (s
in )the face look

Posted by Linsie A. on Oct 01 2009 @ 12:38pm

Is it just me, or is she orange?

Posted by Andrea G. on Oct 02 2009 @ 7:47am

fake tan I tell ya...lol

Posted by Jacob W. on Dec 23 2009 @ 6:10am

That's is like the only way to get a tan here. It's a lot of the time cloudy.

Posted by Tiffani J. on Oct 01 2009 @ 1:20pm

Future pornstar....

Posted by Jan G. on Oct 01 2009 @ 9:11pm

sadly but true, i feel sorry for her : |

Posted by Krycztee B. on Oct 01 2009 @ 1:56pm

her body is hot! (except for the weird shiny stuff) I don't care if it's fake. lots of breasts are fake but they are still fun to look at!

Posted by Deven R. on Oct 01 2009 @ 6:03pm

W-H-O-R-E

Posted by Lavie H. on Oct 01 2009 @ 9:15pm

I'd wax that ass lol

Posted by Justin P. on Oct 01 2009 @ 10:44pm

even though this is probably a fake,why would he be taking pictures instead tearing that up? nice ass by the way

Posted by Gerard G. on Oct 01 2009 @ 11:07pm

Sami c

Posted by Courtney K. on Oct 02 2009 @ 1:03am

Just another wannabe pornstar, not impressed.
*yawn*

Posted by David C. on Oct 03 2009 @ 2:55pm

hi Courtney well hmm what to say o well u prolly make a bad one yourself

Posted by David C. on Oct 03 2009 @ 2:55pm

ment won't make a bad one

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Posted by Daniel A. on Oct 02 2009 @ 1:42am

it does look fake in the head

Posted by Charlie G. on Oct 02 2009 @ 3:13am

do work son

Posted by Andrew S. on Oct 02 2009 @ 3:17am

why cant u save pics from this app???

Posted by Christine W. on Oct 02 2009 @ 3:59am

haha she looks like if she sat down she would slip right off. imagine her sitting on a kitchen counter. ::thump::

Posted by Taylor H. on Oct 02 2009 @ 4:56am

good lord, only in my county would they really post this...
lol
gotta love Ohio.

Posted by Ricky J. on Oct 02 2009 @ 6:57am

can we hangout sometime

Posted by Andrea G. on Oct 02 2009 @ 7:46am

can u say fake asss tannn ahaha

Posted by Carlisle W. on Oct 02 2009 @ 8:03am

she has a nice ass body but not such a nice faaacee.

Posted by Tim D. on Oct 02 2009 @ 8:09am

I'm concerned for her hygiene... she has a greasy ass and isn't in a Porno video! who greases their ass for a greasy photo shoot?

Posted by Joe G. on Oct 02 2009 @ 9:11am

I so put that pic as my screensaver

Posted by Carlisle W. on Oct 03 2009 @ 4:32am

that's pretty fuckin creepy. why don't you set it to a girl that isn't randomly off the streets and not half your age ? k? k.

Posted by Mason O. on Oct 04 2009 @ 5:55am

haha I agree, creepy ass fuck

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Posted by Brett K. on Oct 03 2009 @ 4:37am

reminds me of the movie 'Porkies' but sexier.

Posted by Teddy T. on Oct 03 2009 @ 5:54am

she's very attractive but I doubt this picture/txt combo is real.

Posted by Ryan K. on Oct 05 2009 @ 2:31am

she's hot

Posted by Ian B. on Oct 05 2009 @ 7:37am

slutttt, you guys are fricken pervs get a real girl with personality

Posted by Joel S. on Dec 17 2009 @ 11:49pm

Shut up.

Posted by Junior E. on Oct 05 2009 @ 6:39pm

guys love stutty girls. just a fact.

Posted by Jordan F. on Oct 05 2009 @ 11:18pm

she tans way to much and her butt is flat like a pancake!

Posted by Tony Z. on Jan 14 2010 @ 1:03am

You fuckin wish

Posted by SirDre K. on Jan 15 2010 @ 7:12am

Lookin at all ur other posts , ur such a hater.

Posted by FreshJohnson Y. on Oct 06 2009 @ 2:04am

no bad. next time tell her to bend over more.

Posted by Meghan D. on Oct 06 2009 @ 5:17pm

this looks like a picture taken off a porn website.

Posted by Damien J. on Oct 07 2009 @ 1:09pm

I want a friend like her

Posted by Ruzica T. on Oct 08 2009 @ 6:24am

sluttttttt

Posted by Maggie B. on Oct 08 2009 @ 4:44pm

she looks like she oiled up

Posted by Toalima E. on Dec 02 2009 @ 4:02pm

Do you need a deep massage?

Posted by Israel S. on Dec 02 2009 @ 9:45pm

that look pretty damn good I must say

Posted by Joe S. on Jan 01 2010 @ 6:45am

If like to fuck that eh ? Hahha ... Yeahhh

Posted by Nobodyy I. on Jan 04 2010 @ 4:07am

Fuckable

Posted by Corey S. on Jan 17 2010 @ 10:51pm

Great, now I'm horny.

Posted by Dana S. on Feb 08 2010 @ 5:15pm

No ass and she's over cooked

Posted by Chris J. on Jun 22 2010 @ 7:45pm

Text this girl.... She gives Better pics than this...(434) 238-3870

Posted by Chris J. on Jun 22 2010 @ 9:06pm

Don't do it... It's
Spam

Posted by Brittney C. on Nov 13 2010 @ 12:30am

DUMB.

Posted by Jason S. on Aug 25 2010 @ 6:38pm

ok so how many peole txted this girl for "better pics"???

Posted by Luis M. on Jan 11 2011 @ 2:36am

Idk bout to see tho

Posted by Shim N. on May 25 2011 @ 9:58am

orange skin and no ass

Posted by Rip S. on Jan 28 2012 @ 7:17pm

Nice!