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(205): Drank myself into a woman

Posted Sep 09 2009 @ 2:05pm | 160 Comments

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Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:06pm

that's scary ahhh
First!!!!!

Posted by Harrison A. on Oct 01 2009 @ 4:28am

omg first to post a response to the first!!! omg omg omg omg omg ur a fag omg

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:06pm

mmm sexy. lol

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:07pm

third!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:08pm

mmmm crossdresser. good excuse to put up ur pic and see who likes. u still look like a dude an awful looking dude trying to fit into a woman world

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:12pm

why would you even take a pic of yourself looking like this?

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:14pm

you suck at life. shoot yourself in the face

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:15pm

kool-aid does not count as a drink to get you drunk, you just wanted to post a pic of you playing dress up, you fag! if I was your dad I would beat you with soap in a sock

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:24pm

usually I don't agree with everyone on here, but this time I do. if you were drunk you couldn't put make up on like that and your hair is already grown out. you're just trying to get approval that your definitely not going to get on here! you don't look like a girl and never could with those arms and jacked up face. stop trying Hun, because it's not working for you.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:31pm

Uhhh creepy....

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:34pm

DANG people, calmdown hes just trying to make us laugh. if u think this is not funny then gtfo. gah ..

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:36pm

scary as hell

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:39pm

fucking tranny

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 2:58pm

at least he's/she's not a nig

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:01pm

omg... are you STILL drunk enough to take this pic??? xD

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:03pm

I have a feeling u were dressed up like this far before u actually started drinking.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:03pm

ewwwwwwww

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:07pm

Bad way to rep alabama.. atleast my rockband sex gave us a slightly better rep

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:08pm

nastiest shiit...

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:17pm

what the hell is this.
your hair looks all done and what not. you must have had it done before hand. and to take the picture like that and all? please. you probably did this by yourself awhile before then used the alchohol as an excuse.
whatever closet you just came out of must hve been filled with horrid clothing, strange ideas..........and you.
thanks for the nightmarish image that's flashing through my mind now.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:18pm

your fullout posing...
it's rediculous

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:25pm

Freak!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:26pm

fuckin faggot

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:32pm

I think u look very pretty

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:35pm

your an idiot, just come out already

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:47pm

tits or gtfo! :D haha

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:55pm

I'd hit it ;)

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:01pm

the look on his face is dead serious. what a fuckin faggot.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:03pm

know how i know your gay?.... you took a pic of yourself in girls clothes....faaggg

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:07pm

oh god that pic got me horny, I have a thing for shemales, any chance I could get you MSN baby?

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:11pm

LoL! right on dude! My friends have totally done this before, sometimes even sober just for a laugh.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:13pm

ok, unlike everyone else on here who is judgmental and all, I must say I appreciate the humor. homosexual? maybe... funny? yes

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:21pm

ummm. sick.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:24pm

you actually make an ok looking woman. but I'd recommend sticking to your own gender

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:32pm

Do your parents know your gay? You fuckin faggot!!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 4:42pm

more importantly...how the fuck didya text a photo with an iPhone?

Posted by Kirsty M. on Oct 04 2009 @ 2:52pm

I can send photos as multimedia messages from my iPhone. is gb software more uptodate than Americas?

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:11pm

you can email pictures to other people's phones using an iPhone. it's just like a multimedia text.

Posted by Kirsty M. on Oct 04 2009 @ 2:53pm

I can send photos as multimedia messages, or emails from my iPhone. is gb software more uptodate than Americas? can't you mms from iPhones over there

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:26pm

I think it's frikin random and funny obviously Boone on here can take a fuckin joke Jesus

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:32pm

no matter the alcohol intake there's no excuse for dressing up as the opposite sex....

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:39pm

it might be considered a joke if him and his friends dressed up as women. but he did it by himself. which makes him the biggest faggot on the planet

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:39pm

same shit happen to me last week, my gf was so turn on she wanna bang me hard but unfortunately I was too drunk to fuck... dammit!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:43pm

u look horrible....lol

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:50pm

lighten up people. it's funny!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:55pm

you look like that girl? from last years realworld. hahaha

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:57pm

hahahahahhaha ^^^^^ so wrong so funny hey but keep ip the good work allitle more makeup lol :)

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 5:58pm

That iPhone can't text pictures. Find another way to get attention, homo.

Posted by Kirsty M. on Oct 04 2009 @ 2:51pm

I can send photos as multimedia messages from my iPhone. is gb software more uptodate that Americas?

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 6:02pm

word homo

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 6:03pm

one shit scary woman

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 6:10pm

@158. if u know what ur doing u can email the picture to a Cel that can receive mms. but apparently that's too much for ur small brain. prolly small like ur penis DUMBASS

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 6:21pm

so like.. he's really fucking ugly.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 6:25pm

what the FUCK???

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 6:32pm

hot! not!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 7:01pm

silence of the lambs!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 7:11pm

that is in no way justified -.-

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 7:28pm

soap in a sock lmfao

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 7:40pm

dmn f'd up

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 7:50pm

WTF?!?!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:08pm

scary woman...can I have ur #

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:10pm

you guys are fucked up. who cares if he wants to dress like a girl who not.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:10pm

I'd hit it ..twice

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:12pm

who cared if he's gay. you are all sexist and discriminate agaist homosexuals and ruin this site

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:24pm

fruit cake

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:27pm

who cares 4:12. we don't like faggots. you don't like it? get the fuck over it. no one said you have to be on here either.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:30pm

ur gay

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:34pm

you are just an ugly woman pretending to be a guy to make it seem not so bad.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:42pm

mmm fuck you're hot

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:46pm

one time me and my friends got my brother drunk and dressed him like a woman but stopped because he looked prettier than my friend lolz to clarify my bro and I are Japanese.... and twins... I lolled. :)

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:50pm

holy shit...

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:57pm

this is do creepy.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 9:19pm

An ugly woman at that, sir.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 9:30pm

u put this on purpose. u aren't drunk and ur fucking gay. get that cum out of ur asshole and cut ur throat no one likes u faggot

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 9:39pm

it's a chick with a dick

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 9:47pm

very hot

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 10:22pm

good job Chris crocker....

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 10:39pm

EEEWWWWQ

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 10:48pm

for all you gay bashers, go play in LA traffic. so what if it's a boy in a dress, doesn't mean he likes dick. treat people with respect. all haters should be shot in the balls/pussy and made to eat shit.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 10:53pm

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Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 10:54pm

ewwwww bitch

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 10:58pm

what. the. FUCK.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 11:17pm

lol cuts top!!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 11:19pm

GAY!!!! gaygaygaygaygaygay...uberfag

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 11:58pm

I think he is a gorgous woman, NOT!!!!!!!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 12:01am

nigger poop

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 12:08am

Anyone else noticethat it looks like he has boobs? Maybe it's really a female?!!!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 12:13am

BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN in the pits of he'll u fag bag

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 12:27am

ew WTF! u fucking homo tranny!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 12:33am

wow ur a guy.... well than CUT UR HAIR!!!!!!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 12:52am

drank cum till u became a woman .... what's next eating cockmeat sandwiches till u become a whore

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 1:19am

Hey. you look so great and how sexy you are!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 1:21am

funny. but fail nontheless.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 1:44am

@ 10:58am What the hell does at least she/he's not a nig mean? I'm black.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 1:51am

@ 10:58 What does at least he/ she's not a nig mean? I'm black.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 1:52am

I'd tap it...with my trigger finger.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 2:04am

knocking on your backdoor lol
open up I'm hung like a horse

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 2:08am

faggot

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 2:24am

I am getting a "Silence of the Lambs" vibe. "I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard". hahaha

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 2:25am

you are a women

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 3:01am

seriously y would u show other ppl especially with ur ugly face in the pic

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 3:40am

SO GAY.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 3:51am

I would immediately shoot myself, that's gayer than two guys fucking, like it's totally gayer than cum on a moustache

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 3:52am

wow .. kids don't drink. ur results are not pretty
>.<

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:01am

hoooommmooo.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:16am

u look like my ex!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:18am

I just threw up a little.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:27am

epic faillllllll.... now stick a potato in ur ass and call urself a beanbag.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:30am

what a fag

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 4:46am

mommy didn't love you enough....

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 5:13am

grossssssssss

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 5:22am

you make Alabama look like fucking shit you nasty fuck.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 5:54am

creepy!! carefull dude, if you keep experimenting, you might become one!!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 7:26am

haha faggot

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 8:30am

wow...what a faggot

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 10:31am

**just happens to have the eye shadow and wmns top** otherwise I could see it as a gag/prank. fail!

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 12:49pm

this is sad.
fail.

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 8:53pm

fag-sangwich

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 10:56pm

holy shit I did her/him

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 11:06pm

faggg that's disgusting. worst post on this app!

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 7:23am

Fkiiiing gay !!
-.-"

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 10:46am

u look like marylin Manson lol

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 5:17pm

show me the penis tranny!

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 5:31pm

FAIL!!!! you fail at life.

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 6:38pm

thats an iPhone. you can send pics with those till the 25th...

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 7:54pm

you sir, are a Faggot.

Posted by . on Sep 11 2009 @ 10:13pm

what....the.....fuck....that is all I have to say...

Posted by . on Sep 12 2009 @ 3:10am

he looks like buffalo bill off silence of the lambs

Posted by . on Sep 12 2009 @ 5:18am

I'd hit it

Posted by . on Sep 12 2009 @ 9:06pm

it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again

Posted by . on Sep 13 2009 @ 3:13am

FUCKING FAG I HATE GAYS

Posted by . on Sep 13 2009 @ 4:32am

that's embarrassing

Posted by . on Sep 13 2009 @ 5:27am

this is hilarious! OP is a great comedian.

Posted by . on Sep 13 2009 @ 7:21am

know how to tell if your roommates gay?..............his dick tastes like shit.

Posted by . on Sep 14 2009 @ 7:14pm

@3:21am
Only you would know

Posted by . on Sep 15 2009 @ 1:16am

ew. You know... alcohol isn't a good excuse for being a tranny.

Posted by . on Sep 16 2009 @ 2:56am

awesome. roll tide.

Posted by . on Sep 17 2009 @ 1:51am

haha, one time my girlfriend dressed me up like a chick, but we were both on E and wasted and we fucked when it was all said and done. there might be pictures but I definitely didn't take them myself.

Posted by . on Sep 18 2009 @ 2:27am

uhmm wierd?

Posted by . on Sep 18 2009 @ 4:43am

omg fuck me silly

Posted by . on Sep 18 2009 @ 5:21am

text me
nine one six seven five three six one two six
and I'm a guy

Posted by . on Sep 18 2009 @ 5:52am

ooo.. you make an ugly chick.

Posted by . on Sep 20 2009 @ 6:23pm

ok this wat u do ok tell every One that u are going in vacation and go to ur basement and hang ur self every one wins!:) yayyyyyyy

Posted by . on Sep 20 2009 @ 9:35pm

I would have slid it into his butt

Posted by . on Sep 21 2009 @ 10:19am

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!

Posted by Jason M. on May 19 2011 @ 2:40am

lmao! thats a classic line

Posted by . on Sep 21 2009 @ 11:12am

that's not even funny...

Posted by Nikki M. on Sep 22 2009 @ 6:04pm

ahahaha love it!

Posted by Cameron H. on Sep 24 2009 @ 10:33pm

wow 142nd I so owned you

Posted by Logan C. on Sep 28 2009 @ 7:21pm

bahahahaha loser :D

Posted by Eric C. on Oct 07 2009 @ 4:30am

lmao I miss the anamouse coment days buy I got a face book now!!!

Posted by Erica P. on Dec 11 2009 @ 6:32pm

You must've failed all the spelling tests in elementary school.

Posted by Maggie B. on Oct 08 2009 @ 4:25pm

hahahah win

Posted by Derrick B. on Nov 23 2009 @ 4:49am

go jump off a bridge

Posted by John T. on Dec 06 2009 @ 4:59am

Nice iPhone dude!!! U really look like Justin long!!!

Posted by Alex P. on Dec 13 2009 @ 2:44pm

Ftw !!

Posted by Alin S. on Dec 23 2009 @ 1:25pm

Hawt! Crossdress more!

Posted by Robert J. on Mar 01 2010 @ 8:32pm

"Put the lotion in the basket!" lmao

Posted by Jami S. on May 01 2010 @ 8:59pm

Sexi:) hehe

Posted by Kayla D. on May 02 2010 @ 12:17pm

Hot and sexy lol