(318): I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors why can't paper so this to people!? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that sh!t up in like 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors I always choose rock. The when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"
(1-318): I love you.
(1-318): I love you.
Posted Sep 08 2009 @ 4:23am | 537 Comments
bullshittt.
really funny post :P
best post ever!
plus, you probably didn't even text this. I mean, no way you would type all that shit out.
very good
xP
He's making a similar argument in his joke, and it's essentially the same joke, but it's not like EVERYONE hasn't been wondering how the fuck paper beats rock since they were introduced to this demonic game at a young age
I honestly think that it was invented by terrorists to drive us slowly insane or make us stupider by preoccupying the time we could use to learn something useful and replacing it with these lame ass thoughts of "why does paper beat rock?" and then causing assholes who think they're soooo superior to everyone else to call them idiots while on the inside they're questioning it to, and it slowly drives them crazy, eating away at them slowly until they are an empty shell of unjustified arogance and shitty ideas of humor and a sickening sense of self-satisfaction from trying to put people down, all because you're insecure that they may be better then you.
Fuck you "you stole it," guys, go get a life
so what if he copied it, he wa drunk when he sent the message. you do the same thing
stfu and stop whinning about it.
goes.
genius
lame copypasta. lame texters.
it doesn't even have anything to do with drinking or being drunk.
and I really don't know how this makes a good night.
I love you too
btw some1 please text me I'm really bored :p
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fail.
embarassing to the real thing.
this is funny
if it is copied who cares
it's still funny both ways pluss++
half of the "texts" on here are made up or copied anyway just somthing to be entertained by so w/e.and I'm glad that the ppl that know this is copied had felt it was sooo important they just hadd to post it.
-onlysweet
but if rock won everytime then there would be no more rock
paper scissors game...it wouldn't be fun
that's why rock doesn't win everytime
Oh and to the guy saying that this is Dane Cook's, he copies everyone's stuff. Good day! :D
but it's obviously fake, text messages can't be that long
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lmfao
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and I'm a guy
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and I'm a guy
Fucking HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Best thing ever!!!!!
Fucking faggot
Lol
I just shit my self internally.... And I don't even know how that's possible, but I did it!