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Posted Aug 29 2009 @ 2:50am | 307 Comments

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Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:56am

ew

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:56am

first! again!

Posted by Michael S. on Oct 10 2009 @ 5:27pm

you fail at life

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:57am

ew that sucks

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:57am

Dude wtf that shit is gross

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:58am

nice!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:58am

looks good

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:58am

y is it so purple

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:59am

eehhwwww!! I bet you felt it in the morning!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:59am

damn

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:59am

sweet!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:00am

that's disgusting. WTF happened????

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:00am

omg OW!!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:00am

what is it

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:00am

it looks like you drew it in marker

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:02am

some one wanna sex talk me I'm bord

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:03am

damn... but you had fuked up feet anyway... :0)

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:03am

that looks fake

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:03am

someone wanna sx talk

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:04am

holy fuck that looks bad

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:04am

anyone wanna s3x talk

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:04am

wow sucks 4 u

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:06am

that's fucking nasty

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:08am

it will just add to ur fucked up looking toes. they look like u broke allof em 5 times

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:08am

ouch

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:10am

that's gross! but do you really have to be 17 4 this app?!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:12am

ewwww gross no I'm 15 an I bought this app

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:13am

um, purple marker?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:13am

cool cuz I'm 11

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:15am

Those are some funny assed looking toes. How oddly shaped. Hmm....

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:16am

Well it's not like the app is checking your I.D.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:18am

those toes sure do resemble those balls on a string that u shove up ur ass

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:19am

that's disgusting. what the hell even happened?!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:20am

that fucken shits nasty

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:22am

idk I was just wondering cuz when ur 6 yrs under the limit thing....but oh well it's FUNNY!!!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:22am

that's fuckin gnarley.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:22am

thats nasty

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:25am

ewwwwww! that's sooo grosss!!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:25am

it looks like you got in a fight with crayola markers

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:35am

im onli 6

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:36am

ewww

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:39am

looks like a fake to me....but you do have some ugly toes

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:40am

uhhhhh don't cha think your a bit young for the amount of sexual references there are?????

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:40am

nasty bro 0.o

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:44am

Damn That suck.!! poor u

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:50am

I hope you don't lose your toe. that definately looks infected.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:51am

how exactly do you fake that? looks real enough to make me wanna puke, that's for sure.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:54am

wtf happened that shit is nasty

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:56am

wow that looks nasty as hell. and how does that happen??

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:56am

looks like peaches

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:59am

wait so... your talking about your pinky toe right?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:59am

by the way I'm 12 what is this?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:02am

what is what?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:03am

yummy.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:03am

holy crap... ouchh I would notice that, even if I was intoxicated.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:07am

infected

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:08am

must be a salsa dancer...lol

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:09am

i ony 5 usindadas eyepod

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:15am

that looks wayyyy fake. maybe you didn't feel someone coloring on your toes.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:26am

ouch :(

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:27am

That's shit. u can see the same color on the nail as on the toe. plus the natural curve of the toe is the same as the skin underneath. I call bs. OR you're retarded and need to stop drinking. or both

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:28am

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:30am

Your toes look like deformed jumbo peanuts.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:31am

I second that, total bs.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:35am

illlllll

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:38am

I'd say the purple shit is mercurochrome. I didn't think anyone but old people used it anymore.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:38am

it looks like your toe fucked Barney.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:40am

those toes look like how mine are... crazy though. hopefully it doesn't get a nasty infection and falls off! GL

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:41am

oh my god that's so gnarly!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:44am

i wanna shov it up my vaj

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:45am

gross

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:46am

oh my goodness, ouchy!!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:47am

you got some long ass toes there kid

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:53am

what the fuk is wrong with you

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:53am

fake as shit. look how purple the edges of the scrape are.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:57am

thats just fuckin nasty keep that shit offa here

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:02am

is that gengention violet

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:08am

dude I'm wasted been to Iraq and that's fickin nasty lol bit rad at the same time.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:08am

ouch

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:09am

rename that toe "grimace".

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:11am

photo shop. obv.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:11am

you have fingers for toes! freaky long

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:13am

.... you are all not very bright if you think this is real... no matter how gross it is lolz xP

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:15am

thats gross.. all purple nd shit.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:17am

looks like ur pinky toe is tryin to cuddle with ur broken one. lol

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:20am

that's what my feet look like dude

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:26am

wtf dude?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:27am

people that are saying "ew"
Man up you fucking prissys

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:32am

ouch, mother fucker GROSSSS.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:34am

fake:(

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:35am

dude... that fucking sucks.. all there is to it

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:35am

ewwwwww wtfff

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:43am

omg!! ouch!!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:51am

eww...

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:53am

eww that's just sick

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:55am

k is that ur foot or your hand? if it's your toes omg u have pretty long toes!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:56am

fuuuuuuckk! that's gnarly dawg... "/

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:58am

that's gross maby u should stop getting fucked up

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:58am

haha it's drawn on

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:02am

100

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:03am

damn too late

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:09am

your feet are GROSS!!!!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:12am

haha E.T phone home.....

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:18am

ugly feeewet nigga chino n Hektik repping the hartbeat.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:26am

looks fake

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:29am

gross

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:30am

looks fake

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:43am

how the he'll do toes have that many knuckles? I bet he's an excellent kick boxer. that mustve been how it happened!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:48am

good grieef what could have caused that! gross.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:49am

is that a girls feet?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:50am

ewww nastyyyy

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:57am

ow =O

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:16am

WTF ouch

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:25am

pussy

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:28am

did you eat that part of your toe!??,

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:29am

you need to see a dr. that shits gonna get infected and fall off.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:53am

...
Probably cuz they're crayola markers?
=.="

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:53am

yum

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:54am

fake or not. the ugliest foot I've ever seen.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 8:03am

ouch

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 8:10am

that is fake. I see gory injuries everyday & that's nothing. the foot looks like my bf's

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 8:37am

that is so gross

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 8:44am

have another drink ya 'tard.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 9:35am

the cut itself is probabley real. and the rest of the toe looks white due to constriction from a band aide. and then you thought it would be funny to color on it with a purple marker/pen to see what people say. lame

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 9:40am

holy shit that would hurt

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 9:58am

fuck that you felt it but don't remember

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 10:00am

dude it looks like you were safe!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 10:32am

ughhhhhughhh! omg! how did that happen?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 1:59pm

those are some long toes

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:08pm

those are some long ass toes!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:09pm

I just threw up ugh

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:12pm

were u drunk, jeez

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:19pm

ur a fukin dumass for tryin to act cool by colorin on ur foot and makin it look real. get a life and a couple friends

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:21pm

pobrecitoooo

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:43pm

I bet u had fun getting it tho lmao

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:45pm

fake. its marker

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:49pm

First

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:50pm

hahaha wtff did you do?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:59pm

tht sucks

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 2:59pm

faje cause its pyrple u drew it

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:15pm

ouch

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:18pm

uhhhhhg fukin nasty

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:22pm

purple marker

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:30pm

that's looks v.sore

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:34pm

you def. colored that with marker. your toe can't really turn that shade of purple. nice try mr. crayola.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:40pm

damn dat shit looks painful!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:41pm

you have some long gnarly toes

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:44pm

that's nasty :-(

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 3:58pm

ewww!!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:02pm

YUCKY!!!!!??????

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:28pm

fuck if I had a mickle for everytime a girls told me that

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:35pm

so sweet... lol

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:35pm

come on guys how can you possibly say that's fake? you can see the cut into the skin. stop being so fuckin annoying, nobody cares if it's fake, were just looking for some laughs. if all you're gonna do on these kinds of apps is just say everything is fake, why use them?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:47pm

OW!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:54pm

I have so done that before!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 4:54pm

ahhh nastyyy

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:07pm

you got some nasty toes. just sayin.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:44pm

it's just a small cut with purple marker colored around it

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 5:49pm

sick/nasty!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:52pm

ouch!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 6:53pm

the rest of your toes are the nasty ones

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:40pm

LOL

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:40pm

man that makes me fucking hot

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 7:53pm

ouch

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 8:26pm

ouch!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 8:45pm

oh my God, all yall who keep saying it's fake, stfu. do you seriously get on this app and look at pictures and flip tits because someone was shit faced and drew on their toe after they hurt it? woooww get a life. and duh it's fake, but do you honestly care?

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 9:04pm

wtf

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 9:09pm

dude that is soo fucking fake!

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 9:23pm

it's becoause you have toes like fingers. keep your damn shoes on.

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 9:55pm

OMG

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 10:00pm

I want your toes in my mouth

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 10:14pm

WTF happened???

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 10:53pm

gross

Posted by . on Aug 29 2009 @ 11:51pm

uh.. I got one thing to say, avacado.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 12:10am

gross ! tell me thats purple marker

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 12:21am

that's hilarious

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 12:46am

that shit looks fake

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 1:02am

eeeeeeewwwwwwww

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 1:09am

looks like marker

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 1:19am

shit iz nasty

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:00am

195!!!!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:17am

I'm 9

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:23am

ugliest toes I have seen here

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 2:45am

It does look like marker. I didn't know that cuts turn purple. I thought they turned black because of the dried blood

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:06am

you need a fuckin pedicure asap!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:12am

yea definitely looks like marker

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:18am

oooops dint walk ever keep that foot above tour head till you pass out

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:48am

you have finger toessss ewes

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:53am

that is as fake as my buddys sisters tits.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 4:21am

ughhh that is nasty! why is it that purple? wow that's gotta hurt man!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 4:22am

fake

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 4:24am

dude. wat the hell were u drinking to not feel that??

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 4:25am

mmmmmm... sexy!!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 4:28am

classic!!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:17am

OUCH!!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:31am

looks like marker but still looks very painful if real

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:39am

that's gross!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:47am

take this off plzzzzz ew feet rnasty and that purple thing ughhhhhhh

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 6:12am

fake!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 6:23am

FAKE !

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 6:32am

same thing happened to me! only it was my big toe... I'm just waiting for my nail to fall off :(

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 6:37am

obviously you little children didnt read the warning when downloading this app that said 17+ however i commend the mature people under that age who arent little kids on sugar and crack bouncing off the walls at home wanting candy

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 8:02am

..............................ow

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 8:04am

Ouch what happened?

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 8:25am

that made me gag.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 9:00am

why do you guys think it's fake? when your wasted you do incredibly stupid things sometimes. there are worse injuries than papercuts. just because you've bot seen one like this doesn't mean it's fake. it looks like he dropped something blunt and heavy on his toe...and WTF cares if his toes are nasty? are you honestly on here trying to rate feet?

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 9:00am

not*

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 9:32am

Cut it off before it infects your whole foot! Gross!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 10:00am

drawn on with a marker. the toenail itself wouldve been purple as well as the toe.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 10:30am

holy fucking shit

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 11:52am

this looks fake

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 1:40pm

ewww! wtf is dat shyt yo?

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 1:41pm

note to self
don't ever get wasted

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 3:25pm

Note to self: Never drink when older. Soda all the way!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 5:47pm

ewww y would u put that up

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 7:41pm

OMFG nasty

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 7:52pm

ewwwweeee. that sucks.

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 8:56pm

looks like the purple part is colored

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 9:42pm

.. I was eating when I saw this.. ewwwy (x

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 10:02pm

(Sic).

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 10:46pm

yaa its called a crayola magic marker and a little cut its nothing at all!!!

Posted by . on Aug 30 2009 @ 11:35pm

holyy shitt

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 1:03am

weird ewww

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 1:09am

fugly toes!

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 1:14am

wow dude not cool u need to get out more and wow lucky idk u

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 2:18am

that happened to me once! I wanted to lay down outside. then I wanted to get up so I grabbed the brick wall and it fell on my foot. I don't remember it happening. I asked my friends boyfriend what happened to my foot and he told me the whole story LMAO

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 2:22am

ha u asked ur boyfriend

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 3:22am

fake! that littel tie look like your penus and it is small! have a nice day bitched rob has a manginia!!!! idc if i spelled anything wrong fuckers c ya bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????????? stick that in your juice box!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 3:30am

eew gross.

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 3:33am

thats so fake its not even funny.

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 3:49am

hmmm can I suck your toe?

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 3:53am

dude ive done that b4 i dropped a stapler on it hurt like shit in the mornin had to go to walk in clinic

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 3:55am

that shit is grosssss

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 4:05am

that's fucking fake. the cut is outlined in black. but thanks for showing us ur fucked up toes.

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 4:29am

that's a problem

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 5:35am

yea.. that's def marker.

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 5:48am

ahh that shits gnar

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 8:17am

it's all purple nd gross.. srry bout yur luck.!

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 8:30am

how did you do that

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 10:01am

that's fuckin gnarly.

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 2:38pm

how the fuck does that happen???? I'd be scared if I wokeup and saw that

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 8:53pm

hahaha wow. did you seriously stub that toe or something? I'd say you should get that checked out before it gets too infected

Posted by . on Aug 31 2009 @ 9:01pm

u have fukin aliens' toes

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 1:01am

ewww WTF

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 1:01am

that's nasty owww lol

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 1:05am

that's trucked up

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 1:53am

dude! owwwwwww

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 2:18am

AGHH! EWIE!

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 3:12am

wow you really suck at coloring injuries

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 3:32am

what the hell! why the fuck are you're toes so long!!

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 4:50am

niiiice.
this is just... nice
>_<

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 10:02am

ewwww....

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 12:01pm

you have fucked up toes. :D

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 1:43pm

ouch! that sucks!

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 2:04pm

grosss

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 3:34pm

that looks fake as FUCK

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 9:48pm

okay so this was obviously done with photo shop. your toe can not physically look like that. you do have some pretty gnarly feet but that's just not possible. people are idiots for actually thinking you can actually do this to yourself. your toe can not be the same color as Barney. common sense... & I'm blonde. ironic?

Posted by Jordan B. on Apr 18 2010 @ 12:06am

Your ignorant, I've had bruises that were purple and green. Maybe you should do some research before making yourself look like a retard.

Posted by . on Sep 01 2009 @ 9:54pm

I don't get it. what's wrong with the toe?

Posted by . on Sep 02 2009 @ 12:13am

thats what she said

Posted by . on Sep 02 2009 @ 3:28am

looks like pen to me

Posted by . on Sep 02 2009 @ 4:47am

u gots some weird lookin feet ma man.....or woman

Posted by . on Sep 02 2009 @ 4:55am

sadly I've broken my foot and didn't feel it for two days

Posted by . on Sep 02 2009 @ 5:21am

it dosent even look that bad u big pussy

Posted by . on Sep 02 2009 @ 6:20am

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I felt pain just looking @ it

Posted by . on Sep 02 2009 @ 9:22pm

your pinkey toe is shaped weird

Posted by . on Sep 03 2009 @ 12:56am

eeew wtf dude?!

Posted by . on Sep 03 2009 @ 7:27pm

umm can you say purple marker. you can see the lines used to draw it on

Posted by . on Sep 04 2009 @ 1:59am

shit how the he'll did THAT happen!

Posted by . on Sep 05 2009 @ 3:11am

I'm twelve

Posted by . on Sep 05 2009 @ 6:41pm

happened to me too, it hurts like an ass hole in the morning :(

Posted by . on Sep 06 2009 @ 5:30am

That's nastyyy.

Posted by . on Sep 06 2009 @ 6:43am

that looks like it would really hurt.....

Posted by . on Sep 07 2009 @ 5:56am

TTOWN NiiNe oNe eiiGHT

Posted by . on Sep 07 2009 @ 8:29pm

that's so fake purple and red marker that's why you didn't feel

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 12:46am

fake. so fake

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 3:22am

u hit bone

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 6:34am

that's the most fuck up looking foot I have ever seen in my life!!! hope you wear sneakers on a regular basis!

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 3:21pm

GROOOOOOSSSS

Posted by . on Sep 08 2009 @ 11:11pm

that looks fake!!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 3:15am

byebye toe

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 7:09am

fake!!

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 6:16pm

dude I want to know if that shit is still hanging on to the rest of your foot now after a week or so.

Posted by . on Sep 09 2009 @ 8:40pm

sickkkkkkk

Posted by . on Sep 10 2009 @ 11:33pm

287th (:

Posted by . on Sep 12 2009 @ 12:40pm

cute!(:

Posted by . on Sep 14 2009 @ 4:09pm

it looks like you have 2 knuckles on each toe

Posted by . on Sep 21 2009 @ 3:15pm

is this u Alec

Posted by . on Sep 22 2009 @ 12:16pm

fuck man! ewwwwwww that's sick! wat the hell did u do???

Posted by Brandon S. on Sep 25 2009 @ 10:43pm

my sister is a foot doctor. she says you need to have your doctor look at that. it might be broken.

Posted by Rafael N. on Sep 26 2009 @ 1:25pm

Wow u look like ur turnin into zombie Barney.

Posted by Sierra G. on Mar 13 2010 @ 3:28pm

Zombie Barney FTW

Posted by Harold M. on Oct 14 2010 @ 10:50pm

Sdfsdfsdf

Posted by Tara T. on Sep 22 2011 @ 7:10pm

i knew this day would happen.

Posted by Ricky J. on Oct 02 2009 @ 2:07pm

that's fucking sick.

Posted by Daniel N. on Oct 04 2009 @ 6:36am

ugh man i would have paid fur ur thing to heal it

Posted by Chris A. on Oct 05 2009 @ 1:15am

y is it purple

Posted by Jésus C. on Oct 06 2009 @ 1:46am

oh my dad..... that's just nasty. Pray dude, pray. or go to the hospital.

Posted by Logan W. on Mar 05 2011 @ 10:02am

Why don't you people think this comment is funny?!?! I am laughing out loud. Very nice Jesus

Posted by Kate W. on Aug 02 2011 @ 7:31am

lmfao

Posted by Mikey D. on Oct 12 2009 @ 5:11am

dude that suck. its a wart that is frozen too much and then got the top riped off

Posted by Kareah M. on Dec 11 2009 @ 5:03am

i feel bad for you dude.. REEEEAAAL bad

Posted by Erik B. on Feb 12 2010 @ 4:05am

i dont wanna know...

Posted by Jake T. on Apr 12 2010 @ 3:58am

That's nothing, try having acid put on your toes weekly for wart removal, then put a picture up.

Posted by Brad L. on Jul 26 2011 @ 11:39pm

Damn painful