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(901): Honestly... You fucked me so hard I almost went into a hypoglycemic coma and I had to call into work? Hands down... Best. Sex. Ever!

Posted Sep 04 2010 @ 10:45am | 17 Comments

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Posted by Petros V. on Sep 04 2010 @ 10:47am

Don't mention it!

Posted by Jonathan M. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:24am

I love how as I'm reading this, I notice an ad for the Bible app flashing right above.

Posted by Sammy S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:27am

Hahahaha!! I'm up too fuckin early !!

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:33am

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Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:36am

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Posted by Sammy S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:52am

No way!! No fuckin way!!! LOL
That explains it!!
Lol

Posted by Chris S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:33am

These get really old. Funny how many girls just 'happen' to text the same thing over and over about the best sex ever that seems to make it on here.

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:34am

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Posted by Kristina M. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:41am

Sometimes it's really just THAT good!!

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:37pm

Well thank you ;)

Posted by Kristina M. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:24pm

Ur welcome love! U had me layin with a pack of frozen veggies between my legs!! Hehehe ;0

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Posted by Sammy S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:54am

I <3 Barry
goodnight!!
Going

Posted by Sammy S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:54am

Back to bed

Posted by Mitch A. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:04pm

Diabeetus?

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:37pm

Well thanks

Posted by Miranda M. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:37pm

Sounds like two girls with a strapon

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:41pm

Ask me about my diabetussss

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:50pm

I'd fuck the diabetussss right out of u.... Js

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:56pm

I don't have it though

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 04 2010 @ 9:21pm

See, told u

Posted by James S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:01pm

It's a dude!!!

Posted by Potthead S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:23pm

I agree

Posted by Chelsea K. on Sep 04 2010 @ 5:17pm

The best sex ever is with MY boyfriend. :)

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:47pm

Yea I don't think I want the best sex ever then

Posted by Chelsea K. on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:49pm

Hahaha well it involves me of course! :)

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Posted by Paul G. on Sep 05 2010 @ 2:10am

Sooooo he fucked the glucose out of you? Hmmmm, is his cock made of insulin?

Posted by Kristy W. on Sep 05 2010 @ 4:56am

Hahahaha!!

Posted by Stephanie S. on Sep 05 2010 @ 2:49am

I hate the "best sex ever " ones they r dumb!!! Go fcking die

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 05 2010 @ 8:54am

I agree. I get absolutely nothing out of those texts. Except low self esteem, I get that