TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(936): No idea what the fuck happened last night. Woke up next to a ginger with bar tabs in my pocket, missed my first 2 classes of the semester and now I'm still wasted sitting in my history class with stamps from the bar all over my hands and a girl just told me I smell like alcohol. I love college

Posted Sep 04 2010 @ 10:15am | 4 Comments

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Posted by Stephen S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 10:40am

When they said, "I love college", that was sarcasm, right?

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:57pm

Don't fall off that boat... We all know niggers can't swim...

Posted by Kristina A. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:25am

No sarcasm, college is amazing.

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:58pm

It passes the time while u and ur friend await the next bukkake....

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:11pm

Yep, that sounds more like my middle school experience

Posted by Brett I. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:36am

This is so Fucking old people are dumb as fuck.

Posted by Jessica M. on Sep 05 2010 @ 3:14am

f i r e c r o t c h . that's the only thing i could think of while reading this, honestly.

Posted by . on Sep 08 2010 @ 2:51pm

Welcome to college. Piece of advice, (senior, 4.0 student, and party enthusiast speaking here.): if you're serious about your education, it's better to stay home than to go to class obviously wasted. Professors lose far more respect for someone who's drunk than they do for someone who's just absent.