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(903): Gotta love Texas girls

Posted Sep 04 2010 @ 3:30am | 44 Comments

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Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:33am

No i don't 'gotta'.

Posted by Qualianda D. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:34am

Gay v

Posted by Jessica M. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:35am

not even close.

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:36am

THE SECRET'S OUT

Posted by Sean W. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:40am

Eahhhh. Not that great. Better girls in TX

Posted by Paul G. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:44am

Finally, a decent post from 903!!

Posted by Michelle R. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:47am

eh ive seen better in cali...but not too shabby.

Posted by Ben B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:44am

Do you HAVE to have some fuckin smart ass opinion for every dam post?

Posted by Dennis W. on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:26am

Your a fucktard

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Posted by Tom E. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:59am

This is one of the only ways I can think of where pointing is not considered "Being rude."

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:59am

That's my area code, but I swear it's not me. I don't have a ripply pelvic area and my tits are just a little smaller

Posted by Kevin B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:32am

Dude with tits you are

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:41am

It's so tough duct tapin em down EVERY fuckin day

Posted by Max I. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:18am

Titties are everywhere. No shit.

Posted by Tyler W. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:21am

Did anyone realize that her nipples r pierced?

Posted by Chey H. on Sep 04 2010 @ 5:08am

I certainly did.!

Posted by Josh R. on Sep 04 2010 @ 8:49am

Yup yup!

Posted by Bobby P. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:45am

Tits: because we can't motorboat your personality

Posted by Joshua D. on Sep 04 2010 @ 5:12am

Nice barbells

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 5:46am

Because bras just get in the way

Posted by Saso P. on Sep 04 2010 @ 6:54am

Www.mylifesecret.com

Posted by Dennis W. on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:27am

I don't give a fuck what her face looks like ... That bitch is hot

Posted by Rickey B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:45am

I give her a 6

Posted by Jesse W. on Sep 04 2010 @ 9:46am

And NO ONE noticed the playboy bunny in the happy place??

Posted by Kristina M. on Sep 04 2010 @ 10:12am

Yeah! I did! Cuz I have a tattoo of the Playboy bunny right there!!

Posted by Leo C. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:20pm

Any chance we can see that tattoo kristina? Lol

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Posted by Amanda O. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:40am

Reppin' Sherman, Tx.

Posted by Travis C. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:58pm

I'm from Texas, I don't claim that though

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:22pm

Faggot

Posted by Josh B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:17pm

And I do, but not this one.

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:22pm

That's a dude

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:41pm

Yeehaw!!
<-- tx girl

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:59pm

The best ones are...

Posted by Larry W. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:31pm

<---Tx Guy! We have the finest ladies.

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Posted by Graham M. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:43pm

I'm 12, what is this?

Posted by Potthead S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:25pm

Isn't it supposed to be hot in Texas? looks cold to me

Posted by Aren G. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:53pm

I see a playboy tan mark!

Posted by Dylan J. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:08pm

Who sent this from Bowie County?

Posted by Keegan T. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:18pm

Meh my Canadian woman are hotter.

Posted by Rickey B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:24pm

Good eyes guys now a see the bunny

Posted by PAul S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:30pm

Looks like one of them boys from texass with small titties Texans are fags they don't know a hot chick! Hell! They all think a steer is sexy damn fagits I hate texans steers and quears

Posted by PAul S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:33pm

Fuck texass mother fuckers

Posted by Arnold G. on Sep 05 2010 @ 5:35am

No sir, fuck you.

Posted by Amanda O. on Sep 05 2010 @ 11:50am

I would snap your neck like a match stick chump. ( this only applies if you are over 18, and not a

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Posted by PAul S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:43pm

To moe what do y do zoom in on every muff shot? Dude how u seen the bunny? U thought it was one of them texass boys ha?

Posted by PAul S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:46pm

Texass fags looks like a texass boy with small titties texass faggots

Posted by Amanda O. on Sep 05 2010 @ 11:47am

Your the fag, you had to move from Texas to a state that allows gay marriage and ass fisting. Chump

Posted by PAul S. on Sep 06 2010 @ 5:30pm

Never been to texass fuckin steer and queers and mexicans run that shit hole

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Posted by Daniel J. on Sep 04 2010 @ 6:06pm

Texas is awesommmee. could kick any other states ass. and it was it's own country at one point. fuck you haters.

Posted by Josh M. on Sep 04 2010 @ 10:55pm

Ya, Mexico

Posted by Kristi R. on Sep 05 2010 @ 3:03am

Republic of Texas silly 1836-1846 I think...

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Posted by John A. on Sep 04 2010 @ 6:07pm

To Paul S:
your a fucking idiot. Your comments make no sense. Please remove your dick from between the couch cushions and go hang yourself.
Sincerly,
The only straight man on TWI

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:55pm

To John A:
It's called the reply button. Use it.
Sincerely your stepdad-to-be

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 9:39pm

Dear both of you:
Shut the Fuck up

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