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(480): Drunkenly thougt this was my new iPhone. Cried for an hour because I though I had broken it.
Posted Sep 03 2010 @ 11:45pm |
23 Comments
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Posted by
Fozzie B.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:45pm
lol only a retarded slut would confuse that and an iphone.
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Posted by
Fozzie B.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:46pm
(kloe)
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Posted by
QuackMcfap D.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:53pm
I can't wait for kloklos next rayygeee de1337
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Posted by
Amanda S.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:47pm
Omg do want!!!! That so cute!
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Posted by
Wolfy K.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:15am
Thanks, it's little, but it gets the job done.
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Posted by
Fozzie B.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:18am
Lolol
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Posted by
Andres V.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:49pm
Oh woww
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Posted by
Go-ef Y.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:55pm
Missing the pornhub bookmark, rookie mistake
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Posted by
Samuel P.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:57pm
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Posted by
Go-ef Y.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:48am
Ikr, they had a great thing going. And then overnight gave me a total bonerkill
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Samuel P.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:50am
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Posted by
Michelle R.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:57pm
she obviously does need a smart phone to make up for the lack of intelligence on her behalf...
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Posted by
Go-ef Y.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:50am
Zing!
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Posted by
Wolfy K.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:11am
Hi I'm justin! I like barbara walters and short walks from my car to the beer store
a/s/l??
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Posted by
Fozzie B.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:13am
Hi! im Fozzie!
i like bitches, 40's, and unloading the clips of mah choppa.
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Posted by
Wolfy K.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:14am
a/s/l??
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Posted by
Paul G.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:43am
Bitches be retarded
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Posted by
Samuel P.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:48am
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Posted by
Nate S.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:52am
So lame shit...
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Posted by
Samuel P.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:00am
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Posted by
Fozzie B.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:41am
Ohai•
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Posted by
Taylor S.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:46am
obye.
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Posted by
Wolfy K.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:01am
Hey Taylor. Suck a diseased dick.
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Posted by
Fozzie B.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:12am
Lol justin
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Posted by
Samuel P.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:48am
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Posted by
Jessica M.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:38am
sweet story, mayne.
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Posted by
Robert H.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:51am
Stupid chick
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Posted by
Fkjlsdfjksd F.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 5:59am
this actually made me laugh for some reason. i think i need to go sleep..
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Posted by
Rickey B.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:47am
Funny
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Posted by
Rob L.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:49am
That's actually funny
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Posted by
Eric R.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:17pm
Haha that would be confusing
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Posted by
Mark S.
on Sep 22 2010 @ 3:46am
That looks just like one
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Posted by
Logan M.
on Oct 03 2010 @ 12:02am
Lmfao this just made my night
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Posted by
Logan M.
on Oct 03 2010 @ 12:02am
Mainly cuz I've been at work for the past 18hrs
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a/s/l??
i like bitches, 40's, and unloading the clips of mah choppa.