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(480): Drunkenly thougt this was my new iPhone. Cried for an hour because I though I had broken it.

Posted Sep 03 2010 @ 11:45pm | 23 Comments

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Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:45pm

lol only a retarded slut would confuse that and an iphone.

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:46pm

(kloe)

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:53pm

I can't wait for kloklos next rayygeee de1337

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Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:47pm

Omg do want!!!! That so cute!

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:15am

Thanks, it's little, but it gets the job done.

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:18am

Lolol

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Posted by Andres V. on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:49pm

Oh woww

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:55pm

Missing the pornhub bookmark, rookie mistake

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:57pm

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Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:48am

Ikr, they had a great thing going. And then overnight gave me a total bonerkill

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:50am

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Posted by Michelle R. on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:57pm

she obviously does need a smart phone to make up for the lack of intelligence on her behalf...

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:50am

Zing!

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:11am

Hi I'm justin! I like barbara walters and short walks from my car to the beer store

a/s/l??

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:13am

Hi! im Fozzie!
i like bitches, 40's, and unloading the clips of mah choppa.

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:14am

a/s/l??

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Posted by Paul G. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:43am

Bitches be retarded

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:48am

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Posted by Nate S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 1:52am

So lame shit...

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:00am

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Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:41am

Ohai•

Posted by Taylor S. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:46am

obye.

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:01am

Hey Taylor. Suck a diseased dick.

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:12am

Lol justin

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Posted by Jessica M. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:38am

sweet story, mayne.

Posted by Robert H. on Sep 04 2010 @ 3:51am

Stupid chick

Posted by Fkjlsdfjksd F. on Sep 04 2010 @ 5:59am

this actually made me laugh for some reason. i think i need to go sleep..

Posted by Rickey B. on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:47am

Funny

Posted by Rob L. on Sep 04 2010 @ 7:49am

That's actually funny

Posted by Eric R. on Sep 04 2010 @ 4:17pm

Haha that would be confusing

Posted by Mark S. on Sep 22 2010 @ 3:46am

That looks just like one

Posted by Logan M. on Oct 03 2010 @ 12:02am

Lmfao this just made my night

Posted by Logan M. on Oct 03 2010 @ 12:02am

Mainly cuz I've been at work for the past 18hrs