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(510): Dude she wont stop crying...how the fuck did it come to this?
(1-510): WTF? Who? You went on a beer run over an hour ago.
Posted Sep 03 2010 @ 7:30pm |
5 Comments
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Posted by
Steven C.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 7:38pm
Did you hit her in the crosswalk?
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Posted by
Lyon O.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 7:46pm
No, I slapped her for saying stoopid shit. Then I hit her in the crosswalk.
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Posted by
Lyon O.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:57am
That's legal right? I don't hafta hide no mo' right?
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Posted by
Bill D.
on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:18pm
Easy, you didn't spit on it first. Ya gotta get that booty lubed brah!
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Posted by
Go-ef Y.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:06am
See that's why you leave the pacifier in
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Posted by
Saso P.
on Sep 04 2010 @ 6:55am
Www.mylifesecret.com
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