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(510): Dude she wont stop crying...how the fuck did it come to this?
(1-510): WTF? Who? You went on a beer run over an hour ago.

Posted Sep 03 2010 @ 7:30pm | 5 Comments

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Posted by Steven C. on Sep 03 2010 @ 7:38pm

Did you hit her in the crosswalk?

Posted by Lyon O. on Sep 03 2010 @ 7:46pm

No, I slapped her for saying stoopid shit. Then I hit her in the crosswalk.

Posted by Lyon O. on Sep 04 2010 @ 2:57am

That's legal right? I don't hafta hide no mo' right?

Posted by Bill D. on Sep 03 2010 @ 11:18pm

Easy, you didn't spit on it first. Ya gotta get that booty lubed brah!

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:06am

See that's why you leave the pacifier in

Posted by Saso P. on Sep 04 2010 @ 6:55am

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