TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(352): I just wanna climb a tall building and throw myself from the top of it. Into traffic. Traffic that for some reason is on fire. Firey death traffic.

Posted Sep 03 2010 @ 2:45pm | 20 Comments

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Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 03 2010 @ 2:49pm

Sheesh talk about emo! Kids these days...

Posted by Nate S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 2:54pm

Panda, I was going to see nikki this weekend. You saved me the trouble.

Posted by Nate S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 3:36pm

You're not panda?!?

Posted by Nate S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 3:37pm

Or are you..

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Posted by Alex J. on Sep 03 2010 @ 3:12pm

Should we recommend the suicide hotline... I feel like I should help. But it's sorta funny at the same time

Posted by Anthony R. on Sep 03 2010 @ 3:15pm

Now that sounds like a plan, I think I'll join you.

Posted by Bed D. on Sep 03 2010 @ 3:18pm

DO IT!!!!!

Posted by Fred B. on Sep 03 2010 @ 3:27pm

A guy just the other day jumped from 40 floors and lived so you better make it 41 floors so you will successfully die in a fire

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 4:30pm

You fuckin fags need to shut the fuck up and suck your dads cracker dick. Suicide's not a joke. People are dying!

Well, the smart ones are anyway. The dumb ones are just racking up emo points, aka perpendicular wrist scars.

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 4:43pm

Fav song my mom taught me as a child:
Revelation
Revelation
21:8
21:8
Liars go to hellllllll
Liars go to hellllllll
Burn burn burn
Burn burn burn

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:02pm

Well, I did witness a homeless guy with a hello my name is Jehovah nametag suckin a guy last winter across from subway downtown.

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Posted by Lynn K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 4:37pm

This is so bad. Seriously.

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 4:45pm

I know, Ce on ppl, it's easy:
Just remember when you're pickin up that razor, it's just down the road, not across the street

Posted by Nate S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 4:50pm

You're name would be more appropriate if there was a missing in front

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Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 03 2010 @ 4:57pm

Stupid emo scene faggots.
.
and fuck cracka ass white folk.

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:28pm

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Posted by Lynn K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:34pm

SLUTS haha

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:48pm

shes on me, barry. she'll get atchu later, kid.

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:53pm

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Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:36pm

This is so good. Seriously.

Posted by Lynn K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:37pm

Brutal

Posted by Sammy S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:41pm

Fuck fuck

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:48pm

cumquat has alot of trolls.

Posted by Sammy S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:52pm

I live u mf!!

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Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:48pm

you must be so proud.

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:56pm

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Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 6:34pm

You rang?

Posted by Sean W. on Sep 03 2010 @ 6:19pm

Goin out in flames. Guess thats ok

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 6:35pm

Better than goin out WITH flames. Fags

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 03 2010 @ 6:35pm

Jk, I'll let a guy buy my drinks, I'm Jewish like that

Posted by Sammy S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 6:31pm

A good lookin moo sittin across from ya's!!

Posted by Sammy S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 6:42pm

I posted this .. Js

Posted by Jésus C. on Sep 03 2010 @ 6:44pm

Me too

Posted by Sean W. on Sep 03 2010 @ 6:45pm

Friend me sam

Posted by Jordan E. on Sep 05 2010 @ 5:36am

No actually I did. I wasn't being emo though I sent it as a joke to my friend because we were both having a really fucking ridiculous night of fights with our ex's. Nice try though.

Posted by Tom E. on Sep 03 2010 @ 10:03pm

This looks like the "Punch line" to an FML submission not TWI...