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(440): ...so you're telling me my penis made you remember...
(1-440): Yup
(440): ...true friendship

Posted Sep 03 2010 @ 2:15pm | 2 Comments

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Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 03 2010 @ 2:51pm

Need a bit of back story. My penis is the size of an elephant's, it never forgets

Posted by Lyon O. on Sep 03 2010 @ 4:56pm

Elephant penis is small. I hope your hands are as big as an elephants so she will feel something

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 03 2010 @ 6:02pm

Elephant penis is small? Clearly you gotta watch some animal planet. Fuckers drag their dick on the floor

Posted by Lyon O. on Sep 03 2010 @ 7:41pm

And thin

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:12am

Thin like a fatty