(970): So in your drunken stupor last night, you tried to jump into the window of my car feet first
(1-970): Is that why I have this huge bruise on my back?!
(970): Well, you fell a lot, but you eventually got your feet in and used the handle on the top of the inside of the door, but it broke off and you fell out again. It was fuckin hilarious man
(1-970): Screw you dude, don't let me get drunk anymore... This is the second time that has happened to me