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(805): Do you think transformers take it up the exhaust pipe?
(1-805): Dude when yur drunk you need to stop thinking of crazy shit like that or I'm going to send the psych ward to your house to pick you up
(805): It's a yes or no answer

Posted Sep 02 2010 @ 11:15pm | 6 Comments

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Posted by Bill D. on Sep 02 2010 @ 11:30pm

I wish I could transform into a giant pussy that had the ability to spray. I would be a firefighter. Only problem, how would I hang off if the back of the truck on the way to the fire?

Posted by Bill D. on Sep 03 2010 @ 12:09am

I wanna be a giant pussy that has huge labia that enables me to fly. Fuck the fire truck! I'm Labia Woman, the human stingray'

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 03 2010 @ 12:51am

I bet you could beat wonder womans ass any day

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Posted by Michelle R. on Sep 03 2010 @ 2:25am

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Posted by Lyon O. on Sep 03 2010 @ 3:26am

Autobots. Roll out

Posted by Chris C. on Sep 03 2010 @ 4:35am

Just Soundwave. Js