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(805): You shouldn't have let me fuck that chick the other night it feels like I'm pissin razor blades
(1-805): That's what you get for fuckin my sister
(805): Fuck you I'm going to hit up your sister tonight and put it up her butt with my infeacted dick

Posted Sep 02 2010 @ 7:45pm | 11 Comments

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Posted by James S. on Sep 02 2010 @ 7:52pm

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Posted by Jeff M. on Sep 02 2010 @ 8:58pm

Ditto...

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 02 2010 @ 9:11pm

Razor blades up the ass, that's gotta hurt

Posted by Kristina M. on Sep 02 2010 @ 9:27pm

Ohhhhh yeah..made mine pucker up readin that!

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 02 2010 @ 9:37pm

Oh neat, it's that chubby chick from Houston.

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Posted by Mark D. on Sep 02 2010 @ 9:15pm

This shit is getting so old, all it is anymore is "I fucked your sister", "FUCK YOU!" so old...

Posted by Sean W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 9:49pm

Was just gonna say that

Posted by Kat M. on Sep 03 2010 @ 5:46am

Hey! I agree there is at least 2 a day of these sister or mom jokes.... Over it

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 02 2010 @ 9:28pm

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Posted by Sean W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 9:50pm

Friend me brother

Posted by Pillow B. on Sep 02 2010 @ 10:42pm

Friend me nigger

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Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 02 2010 @ 9:57pm

Infected*

Posted by John M. on Sep 02 2010 @ 10:37pm

Infuckted*

Posted by Joe D. on Sep 02 2010 @ 11:11pm

Good job on the correction school teacher

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 02 2010 @ 10:05pm

dammit, manda.
i woke up itchy down there.

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 02 2010 @ 10:09pm

I told you not to masterbate with weird things... Could end in an allergic reaction. You shoulda listened to me

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 02 2010 @ 10:32pm

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Posted by Michelle R. on Sep 02 2010 @ 10:43pm

Get conNected for free
With education conNection

Posted by Joey V. on Sep 03 2010 @ 12:12am

I wonder what target audience that retarded song is for. And IO cable too lmao

Posted by Michelle R. on Sep 03 2010 @ 3:24pm

omg is that the commercial with reggae tone?! if theyd play it all the time, im sure thats why there are such people as alcoholics...

Posted by Pillow B. on Sep 02 2010 @ 10:51pm

How are you typing with those big ol' bannana peeling ape fingers?

Posted by Bed D. on Sep 02 2010 @ 11:49pm

He's going to use his big hard nipples ;)