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(805): I needed to find a way to make my girlfriends ass famous without her knowing... Mission impossible just became mission successful. :)

Posted Sep 01 2010 @ 7:45pm | 62 Comments

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Posted by Michelle R. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:48pm

famous? really?

Posted by Eric D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:51pm

Sexy body!

Posted by Eric D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:52pm

Sexy body!

Posted by Nate S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:53pm

Eh nothing amazing here

Posted by Steven T. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:56pm

That's an ass better kept to yourself...... Why do people keep putting stuff on here that you just can't unsee.

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:00pm

I'd smash but that's about it

Posted by Zachary D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:07pm

Mission FAIL!!!! And ass FAIL!!!!

Posted by Amanda O. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:20pm

That's a dude

Posted by Chase B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:10pm

Doubtful there r boobs. But it's not worth looking at anyway

Posted by Justin C. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:09pm

Way to fuck up my last name cunt.

Posted by Charles B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:25pm

who's says shit like this? mission impossible became mission succesful hardy har har fuck u kill yourself

Posted by Dayle . on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:38pm

Haha! if only it were worth it too, that might change a few things.

Posted by Ryan A. on Sep 01 2010 @ 11:32pm

Who uses who's instead of who? Go kill yourself

Posted by Stephen S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:42pm

Can someone explain to me why there is a "need" for this?

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:46pm

95% of the posts are all half naked women... It's not that I'm objecting, i just miss actual humor on twi. Now it's like, softcore porn...

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:51pm

Now it's fulfilling a different need to a certain degree of mediocrity

Posted by Charles B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:54pm

stfu n gtfo. please?

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Posted by Alyssia E. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:47pm

Wait...what ass? Hmmm doesn't anyone see one?

Posted by Jordan H. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:53pm

Quit acting like you have an ass, cunt

Posted by Alyssia E. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:43pm

Cunt? Hahaha quit actting like you have a penis fag :)

Posted by Justin C. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:08pm

Watch our Jordan, she's a he.

Posted by Chris H. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:07pm

Meh I'd hit it:-) there's no need to hate people, it's not that bad.

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:08pm

Agreed. ^5

Posted by Laura M. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:09pm

This app is getting really stupid

Posted by Michelle R. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:16pm

yeah the stupidity began in nov. last yr---
they need to change the name of the app already...

Posted by Shorron B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:17pm

No ass at all

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:18pm

Ur stupid..... Na ne na ne boo boo....

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 01 2010 @ 11:35pm

Na ne na ne boo boo.....

Posted by Daniel E. on Sep 02 2010 @ 7:21am

Stop feeding him you asshole and he'll starve

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 02 2010 @ 11:32am

Na ne na ne boo boo

Posted by AlPal W. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:20pm

This girl has no ass and thunder thighs. Get a new girlfriend

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:23pm

It's not that bad

Posted by AlPal W. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:24pm

It's horrible. If she lost all of her fat shed be attractive.

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Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:28pm

fuck yall niggaz

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:29pm

Ellloooo. I sent you a request bitch

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:35pm

Stfu n gtfo.
I ignored yo bitchass request

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Posted by Brian K. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:30pm

Y'all are all fucking asses if you saying you wouldn't hit this you MUST be banging supermodels....and if you are why haven't you posted anything!!!

Posted by AlPal W. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:33pm

Cause I don't exploit women. If your bangin chicks like this then you might as well just get a fleshlight

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:34pm

Their perception of women is flawed. They THINK they can get hotter girls, but they are truly just living in their own little dream world where all women are sex gods and perfect.

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Posted by Jack S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:36pm

I don't care. I still like it

Posted by Sean W. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:41pm

Id hit it now but thats the kind of ass that wont look so good after she has a kid. Watch out.

Posted by Brandi D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:22pm

Sean, Sean, Sean...such a pessimist ;)

Posted by Sean W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 12:45am

Brandi!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

Posted by QuackMcfap D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:45pm

This is fozzies ass, y'all are fags

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:45pm

And lesbian

Posted by Sarah K. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:48pm

Aka Gagas.

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Posted by ThatDude I. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:49pm

Chualreadykno

Posted by Charles B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:50pm

aye nigga u check ur fantasy team? we had the draft already

Posted by Sarah K. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:51pm

Do you see what I'm talking aboot Barry?
Vvv

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Posted by TJ H. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:51pm

I feel like this was submitted to the wrong iPhone app. I think you were looking for the epic fail app.

Posted by Nate S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:53pm

I rearry rike rain

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:58pm

Rearry???

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:52pm

What's lain?

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 02 2010 @ 12:06am

Rain makes corn....

Posted by Mike J. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:05pm

I accidentally
my pants.
wat do?

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:13pm

1.Collect specimen
2.Google a location to deposit
3.????
4.Profit

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:13pm

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Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:05pm

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Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:07pm

:O
But I thought you liked white bitches

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:10pm

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Posted by Mike J. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:27pm

I think Barry is a pretty cool guy. eh trolling civilians and giving tickets and doesn't afraid of anything.

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:41pm

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Posted by Mike J. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:43pm

Keywon* my /b/

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Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:42pm

Goodnight guyz and gals. Until next time in the distant twi future.. I'm Off to bed! Play nice! ;)

Posted by Sarah K. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:45pm

Boo. :(
Night lova.

Posted by Amanda S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:47pm

I wake up at 3:30am lol. I'm soo tired
Night doll!

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Posted by Steven W. on Sep 01 2010 @ 11:26pm

That's very nice!!!

Posted by Erica M. on Sep 01 2010 @ 11:34pm

Ugh. What has been seen CANNOT be unseen!!

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 01 2010 @ 11:47pm

Ur right..... I gotta stop checking peoples profiles...... Hope ur at least not the ugly blond..... At least u'll have a chance w surgery if ur the brunette.....

Posted by Bill D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 11:48pm

V Has a point!

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Posted by Bill D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 11:45pm

Well, a missing persons report and help from the local media might help?

Posted by Joseph H. on Sep 02 2010 @ 12:07am

The ass is wonderful. The kankles...not so much

Posted by Lacey T. on Sep 02 2010 @ 12:19am

Do want

Posted by Chad T. on Sep 02 2010 @ 12:28am

Who beat the shit outta here ass and thighs???? Major damage!!! Time to file an insurance claim...total loss!!!

Posted by Bill D. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:18am

Show us your old lady pee paw!

Posted by Chad T. on Sep 02 2010 @ 6:53am

Mine has been on twice. No need for me to brag.

Posted by Krispin W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 12:53am

There's major subsidence there. Lots of sagging. Let's see if you're so happy in 5 years.

Posted by Bill D. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:22am

Fuck it, I'll bite at the obvious. Really? Look in the mirror and think of how your over compensating, low self esteem, need attention/fear induced respect from others will look in a few years. Wait, that's not you. Silly me!

Posted by Julio S. on Sep 02 2010 @ 7:34am

Bill is the shit..

Posted by Krispin W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 2:45pm

Bill D is a faggot looking porn reject.

Posted by Amy R. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:13am

Start off with a better picture

Posted by Bill D. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:28am

Finally a woman who knows where she belongs. In the kitchen! Too bad she's almost as big as the stove!

Posted by Kristi R. on Sep 02 2010 @ 6:20pm

That is rude

Posted by Amy R. on Sep 07 2010 @ 5:35pm

I'll show u how to work a kitchen

Posted by Adam B. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:30am

I'd hit it

Posted by Wally W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:36am

I just came all over your girls face so don't kiss her till she showers and brushes JS

Posted by Bill D. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:41am

Early 90's chevy. Sweet!

Posted by Chelsea K. on Sep 02 2010 @ 3:39am

If you wanted her ass to be famous then maybe it should be nice... Which it's not. At all.

Posted by Lewis D. on Sep 02 2010 @ 5:39am

Not really a great ass, not famous material. Doable but not bragable.

Posted by Julio S. on Sep 02 2010 @ 7:32am

Really? You guys wouldn't?
I call bullshit

Posted by Joe W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 8:47am

Side boob!

Posted by Kamu L. on Sep 02 2010 @ 10:13am

What is she trying to do?

Posted by C-los A. on Sep 02 2010 @ 10:25am

I do her

Posted by Chris H. on Sep 02 2010 @ 11:09am

Every guys on here would do her, y'all just like talkin yourself up saying shit like oh I'd never touch her and I've done way better, whatever fuckers. I'd hit that shit all weekend long and then some. PEACE!!

Posted by Larry W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 11:44am

+10 pts

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 02 2010 @ 12:36pm

Maybe when I'm 50 or poor..... whichever comes first

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Posted by Travis C. on Sep 02 2010 @ 11:14am

famously saggy-assed

Posted by Joe W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:52pm

That's a decent ass. Fuck you dumbass haters. Half you idiots haven't had pussy since pussy had you.

Posted by Krispin W. on Sep 03 2010 @ 4:35am

Let me guess. You're black, right?

Posted by Teresa D. on Sep 07 2010 @ 3:27am

All cellulite. That ass needs more squats

Posted by Joe W. on Sep 29 2010 @ 8:14am

No I'm not black. Gotta have a little fat to get that good slapping sound.

Posted by Michael M. on Sep 02 2010 @ 2:31pm

Very nice i must say not quite as hot as my girls but still very nice

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 02 2010 @ 3:11pm

Yeah, ur daughters are hot..... they suck a mean dick, too

Posted by Catalina W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 7:35pm

Sag sag saggy butt.

Posted by John W. on Sep 03 2010 @ 12:06am

Not to bad

Posted by Whitney F. on Sep 03 2010 @ 1:37pm

I'm tired of TWI showing nothing but asses and titts I wanna see some
Funny shit on here!

Posted by Teresa D. on Sep 07 2010 @ 3:26am

Like this

Posted by PAul S. on Sep 03 2010 @ 3:09pm

Lard ass

Posted by Benjamin Q. on Sep 03 2010 @ 9:37pm

Nice ass

Posted by Joe D. on Sep 04 2010 @ 12:43am

Let me know about that ass I live in the 805 dog

Posted by John A. on Sep 04 2010 @ 5:47pm

All the ass haters should remember rhat every piece of ass you turn away (or in this case put down) is a piece of ass you'll never get to enjoy. Yall are so fucking picky about your women it makes every last one of you fags!

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 04 2010 @ 11:03pm

No it means we have standards, this ass is acceptable tho

Posted by Aaron A. on Apr 03 2011 @ 10:08pm

Yeah I don't fuck everything that walks. It's quality not quantity buddy

Posted by Rahul K. on Nov 28 2010 @ 8:03am

I can test drive this one ... Let me when can I... It will be a easy money for you.

Posted by Jake G. on May 21 2011 @ 2:38pm

You know that she's probably seen this, right?