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(270): she asked to give me road head. I said "what if I wreck" she said "keep on suckin!" and began... I wasn't sure what to do. so I put on my seatbelt and put it in cruise control and let her do her magicccc. (;

Posted Sep 01 2010 @ 7:15pm | 7 Comments

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Posted by Joshua K. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:19pm

What a pussy comment! What if i wreck?! Seriously?! Your not supposed to say anything, just whip it out and get to it! Hope your vag didnt leak on her! HA!

Posted by Kristina M. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:28pm

I always make em sign a waiver. If he wrecks and the impact causes me to bite his dick off he can't hold me liable. Assuming we survive! ;p

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:29pm

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Posted by Kristina M. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:32pm

Hi Foz.

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Posted by Dustin S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:34pm

If you wreck then that means you died while getting blown, stop complaining.

Posted by Kristina M. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:47pm

Question: do u think he wud get into Heaven if he said a prayer right before he died?

Posted by Dustin S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:50pm

Tough call

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Posted by Sammy S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:42pm

I'm pretty sure I hate everyone in here..
Yep . I Do.

Posted by Dustin S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:57pm

U mad?

Posted by Pillow B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 11:24pm

We hate you too bitch.

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Posted by Krispin W. on Sep 02 2010 @ 12:53am

You don't deserve road head, sissy.

Posted by Steven C. on Sep 02 2010 @ 2:08pm

You're a Fag if you even hesitated for a second to drop those pants.

Posted by Fred B. on Sep 02 2010 @ 6:11pm

Cruise control FTW