TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(520): And bro they said they can drink to handles without throwing ...epic fail
(1-520): How far did they get
(520): A snapple bottle worth, and that's why I say epic fail

Posted Sep 01 2010 @ 2:45pm | 21 Comments

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Posted by Carolina T. on Sep 01 2010 @ 2:56pm

First! And these girls look like stupid bitches anyways so they got what they deserve. I bet the guy was like fuck and hit that shit anyways haha

Posted by Bethany W. on Jan 05 2011 @ 12:40am

Testinggg

Posted by James S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:14pm

<---- hit em both

Posted by Qualianda D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:22pm

The one on the right has been playing paintball

Posted by Nefi R. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:47pm

Good eye. I just noticed it once you said it.

Posted by Samuel P. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:30pm

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Posted by Alyssia E. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:56pm

Hey I lost all my decorations for my christmas tree :( can I hang you up there this year???

Posted by Gentry L. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:56pm

Fuckin nigger

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Posted by Jay D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:35pm

Why is Barry a racist? Maybe your friends just suck. Maybe they just don't like you enough to cook for you.

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:58pm

Stfu, whitey

Posted by Jay D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 4:57pm

Stfu whitey ? Ha ha ha

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Posted by Beaux S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:37pm

Silly chicks handle drinking for dicks but your welcome to try again because it will always make a good story

Posted by Alyssia E. on Sep 01 2010 @ 3:57pm

Beanbag in the bathroom? Really? Really? REALY???

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 01 2010 @ 4:01pm

Are you so dirty that your bathroom is too unclean to be sanitary for a beanbag?

Posted by Alyssia E. on Sep 01 2010 @ 4:49pm

I'm as dirty as your mom is a whore. So you answer that :)

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Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 4:18pm

Lol canadians

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 01 2010 @ 4:24pm

Fun fact: Canada doesn't really exist.

-myth busters episode 204-

Posted by Miranda M. on Sep 01 2010 @ 4:31pm

Oh Canada baby

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Posted by Kevin B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 5:23pm

Heres a list from best to worst. Whites, birds, monkeys, insects, anal beads, cum stains, canadians, towel heads, the puss that cums out of pimples, the pimple then black people.

Posted by Fozzie B. on Sep 01 2010 @ 5:29pm

Lmfao

Posted by Antoine D. on Sep 01 2010 @ 5:34pm

I lol'd... And then I came

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Posted by Tyler W. on Sep 01 2010 @ 5:46pm

The one on the left looks like my ex girlfriend. Haha

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 01 2010 @ 5:51pm

I'd tap the one on the right

Posted by Wolfy K. on Sep 01 2010 @ 6:31pm

With a snow shovel, on "accident". It's not rape if it's an accident

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:04pm

It's not rape if they never find her, word of the wise

Posted by Michelle R. on Sep 01 2010 @ 7:54pm

at least the bean bag chair isnt ugly-

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:09pm

Did it ever occur to any of you that she might have taken the bean bag into the bathroom while in her drunken state of mind?

Posted by Jacki-Lynn H. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:14pm

That was my first thought!

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 01 2010 @ 8:39pm

Haha you're right, what was I thinking expecting somebody here to have thought of that. Except you guys

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Posted by Kyle S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:36pm

That's why you don't trust women... They're not people like us...

Posted by Jack S. on Sep 01 2010 @ 9:39pm

I like them both. But the one on right is a lil better

Posted by . on Sep 01 2010 @ 10:59pm

Haha this is classic, I was in the other room when this occurred hahahah

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 02 2010 @ 12:38pm

Classically what?

Posted by Katrina H. on Sep 02 2010 @ 9:00am

And btw...what makes you so sure this bathroom is clean? Just because you claim to have a clean bathroom doesn't mean every other person in the world does.
From my experience people are dirty. That doesn't mean I am. And if anything being a clean person you are usually much more aware of others mess.
I would never lay on a beanbag in some other persons bathroom. Nor do I understand why the hell it's in there in the first place.

Posted by Yep N. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:18pm

I'm a messy person that likes to piss on the seat..... but thank god for mexicans.... they'll do anything for 100 dollars a week

Posted by Michelle R. on Sep 02 2010 @ 1:25pm

well its a good thing youre not the one on the bean bag chair---that way you have nothing to do with the situation, and you can just not worry about it...

Posted by Go-ef Y. on Sep 02 2010 @ 6:16pm

But what you gotta remember is, THEYRE DRUNK! they don't give the slightest shit

Posted by John A. on Sep 02 2010 @ 3:27pm

Double rapey???

Posted by Jorge Z. on Sep 05 2010 @ 5:51pm

Yup fuck 'em both

Posted by Robert J. on Apr 28 2011 @ 11:18am

Hahaha there plan sounded good... I mean it looked good on paper lol light weights