TWI: Texting While Intoxicated

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(304): Vegas!

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 5:00am | 5 Comments

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(516): Yes there are lying on the grand piano that was in our suite at Venetian Not realizing that it's a piano that plays itself....

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 10:15am | 5 Comments

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(978): Okay so I'm pretty sure I'm gunna go to the beach every day...

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 7:30pm | 2 Comments

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(209): I love whores

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 5:30am | 8 Comments

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(239): Can't reach

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 7:00pm | 0 Comments

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(480): I think she's a keeper!

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 3:15pm | 1 Comments

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(903): Rocket fuel in a jar!! This shit will kill every bad germ in your body!

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 3:30pm | 1 Comments

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(956): The ghetto cork screw

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 5:45am | 5 Comments

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(281): This was a horrible night I told her they had no smoking signs up for a reason lol

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 7:45pm | 0 Comments

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(613): Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 5:15am | 2 Comments

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(509): So when someone insults you, say suck my cock! And pull out a chicken
(1-509): So I just carry around a chicken?
(509): Yes

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 3:45pm | 0 Comments

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(770): Sucks to suck

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 10:30am | 1 Comments

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(281): .....

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 3:00pm | 1 Comments

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(928): Awww yee go Giants

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 10:45am | 5 Comments

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(403): Ptfo

Posted Feb 07 2012 @ 10:00am | 0 Comments